You might remember when we profiled the Port-O-Pong on the Deuce, if not maybe you should check that link and read our site more often. Anyway, the guys from VAT 19, sellers of Port-O-Pong, have a video out demonstrating their product with a couple of very lovely women…in tight tops…then bikinis. Yes, it just might be the sexist Beer Pong video you have ever seen, despite the mostly lame commentary and obvious shilling for their product (MORE WOMEN, LESS TALK PLEASE) but who cares, I just want them to send me one so I can play…along with both those women.
In any case, check it out, it’s a little slow, but the slow motion jumping up and down might just be worth the price of admission…which is free.
It is a great invention though…an inflatable beer pong table solves all sorts of storage issues that come up from trying to keep that gigantic piece of plywood behind the couch with your poker table tops. I want one…
Those screams and yells you hear outside is not from the bum fight that might occurring in the alley outside your window right now, no, those are the collective hoots and hollers from athletes around the globe celebrating the release of this interview from Kansas University sports physician Sean Cupp who states that sex before a game doesn’t hinder an athlete’s in game performance. HELL YEA!
“Basically, the best way to continue positive performance outcomes would be to not change your pre-game ritual,” Cupp said.“The long-standing myth that athletes should practice abstinence before important competitions may stem from the theory that sexual frustration leads to increased aggression, and that the act of ejaculation draws testosterone from the body.”
Carl Inzerillo, a sports medicine specialist at Inzerillo Family Practice agrees:
“It seems to help because it relaxes you,” said “Number one, they get a good night’s sleep. Number two, it takes their mind off the competition. Number three, it increases testosterone.”
If you thought there was an epidemic of bastard athlete’s children already then you’d better watch out now! Shawn Kemp, Evander Hollyfield and Derrick Thomas were ahead of their time. They knew what it took to be a top flight professional athlete. This is just what Kwame Brown needs to get over the hump I think. He’d better get to some sexin!
“I’m not surprised [that MSG didn’t fire Isiah after her win in her lawsuit against MSG] because incompetence is rampant across the board at MSG and Cablevision. [Isiah] fits in pretty well then. They all deserve each other, Mills, Dolan, Isiah. Dolan is incompetent. Mills is incompetent. Isiah is incompetent. That’s why they’re at this point, that’s why there was a lawsuit, that’s why there was a trial, that’s why they allowed all their dirty laundry to be aired.”
Sanders continued on to say that NBA Commissioner David Stern is aware of Isiah’s reputation and will pressure the Knicks to do something about it after the season.
Clearly Sanders underestimates Dolan’s stubbornness and stupidity. Stern only cares about fixing playoff series and making sure players dress right.
First Pacman and now Starbury? Carmelo Anthony must be rolling over in his grave or his pick. Late yesterday, Pacman copped a plea deal that will result in him getting probation in exchange for his testimony about Make It Rain night during the Black Super Bowl. Now Starbury has threatened to out Isiah Thomas after going AWOL and skipping last night’s game against the Phoenix Suns.
Gout/Heart attack-in-waiting Eddy Curry told Starbury that both were pulled from the starting lineup of last night’s game. Starbury went to the front of the plane (enroute to Phoenix) to speak with Isiah. Starbury emerged outraged and told the team that he wasn’t suiting up if he wasn’t playing. He then said,
“Isiah has to start me,” Marbury fumed, according to the source. “I’ve got so much (stuff) on Isiah and he knows it. He thinks he can (get) me. But I’ll (get) him first. You have no idea what I know.”
He proceeded to land in Phoenix and fly back to New York to impregnate interns like Jason Caffey until his situation is resolved.
What shit does he have? I would love to hear about Starbury, Isiah and Nate Robinson running the train on some intern in the back of Starbury’s Escalade while Jim Dolan watches through the tinted window because they won’t let him in.
ESPN reported that the Knicks were considering a contract buyout but the Daily News reports that Starbury could fly to LA and rejoin the team. Isiah also hopes to work things out.
“It seems like he and I kinda go through this every November,” Thomas said. “And then a couple of weeks go by and we kinda kiss and make up and we get back to the business of trying to win basketball games. Hopefully, in the next couple of days this will be resolved.”
Then again, I’d be pissed if I had to start behind Mardy Collins. I mean he can’t even spell Marty. Starting behind an illiterate and the off-brand Rolando Blackmon is no way to roll when you’re Starbury.