Expect a whole lot of YouTubes this weekend because we’re lazy. You should be happy you’re getting anything from us this weekend. Enjoy Patrick Ewing and Spike Lee getting bitched. Even when the Knicks were good, they still sucked it.

Here’s an added bonus. One of the greatest sports theme songs. Don’t front like you didn’t love it. The Technotronic is on us.

You don’t want to take gambling or golf advice from Sir Charles but heed his words, Allan Houston. Isiah wants you so you know it’s not the move.

Then again how many people have the opportunity to play with Eddy Curry, Zach Randolph and NBA great Rolando Blackmon? Do it.

Scottie must be on the rock ’cause he’s talking crazy and not making any sense. It’s not going to be long before someone sees him running down a west Chicago street trying to steal a Christmas turkey.

Scottie turned up in Vegas this past weekend to declare his intent to return to the NBA as well as help stink up the joint during the non-sensical old timers, current timers, WNBA skills competition.

I see you, David Stern. You keep trying to sneak the WNBA in there like we’re not going to notice. Fuck you for that.

Harvey Araton of the New York Times asked Scottie whether he felt that he received proper credit for the six championships won by the Bulls.

“I think people love me as much as they love Michael, the fans who understand the game,” Pippen said. “The G.M.’s, the coaches — I think they’d rather have a Scottie than a Michael.”

Sympathetic as I’ve always been to Pippen, it was all I could do not to gag on the why.

“Because I’m an all-around player,” he said. “I make people around me better.”

There was no word whether Stern would banish Pippen, as he did Hardaway, if only on grounds of basketball heresy.

Rather have a Scottie than a Michael? Scottie’s as high as Pookie in the Enterprise Room. If he keeps this up, Michael might have to make him sit his five-dollar ass down so he can make change.

Sir Charles has always thought well of No Tippin’ Pippen.

“Last year he came to Houston and had career lows in just about every statistical category and everybody said he (was horrible). Now all of his numbers are even lower and people are saying how great he is. He is the same player.”

We can’t wait until Phil calls a play for Kwame Brown in the playoffs and Scottie takes himself out of the game.