Saturday Night Live Archives

Ray Lewis Must Wish For Happier Times

After that 38 to 7 raping that the Steelers gave the Ravens, Ray Lewis tried to put a positive spin on the game. “It ain’t hard to correct what’s wrong. Just don’t turn the ball over and make people beat us,” linebacker Ray Lewis said. “They got the ball four times inside the 30. You can’t do that and play championship football.”

Losing like this must make Ray long for the good ole days, like when he won a super bowl. Sadly, even that was a bitter victory since Trent Dilfer went to Disney World and not he even though he got the Super Bowl MVP. That snub did open the door for this, he had his own Disney cartoon movie. Oh you missed that? Well enjoy…

What a classic SNL TV FunHouse skit…

Steroids Can Be Funny


With all the MLB, Golf, Tour De France, WWE steroids talk you’d think that eventually we’d just do what Saturday Night Live predicted many many years ago and just have the “All Drug Olympics”. Where are my steroid games??? I wanna see a guy get his arms ripped off like in this classic, hilarious Phil Hartman and Kevin Neelon sketch