Ryan Grant better watch his back.

Coach Snoop the Great “stay ready so he don’t got to get ready”. Check out Snoop’s presser from Ravens training camp.

Fo sheezy my neezy indeed. The Browns will probably respond by bringing in Soulja Boy to support Coach Mangina. They need another soldier to replace Kellen Winslow who’s off to a great start in Tampa. Expect more fail.

Derek Jeter doesn’t know a bargain when he sees one. He’s currently building what will be the largest home in the Tampa area. This monstrosity could easily hold 10 strip mall strip clubs. He could easily put Ybor City out of business.

How much is Jeter’s house? It’s impossible to say because “it’s one of a kind and unlikely to attract many buyers besides the ultrawealthy”. The property, purchased under the name of Kered Connors LLC (Derek spelled backwards), brought in $7.7 million several years ago. It comes in a 30,875 square feet which is approximately the size of a Best Buy store.

Instead of blowing his load outbuilding the owner of an RV empire, Jeter should have considered Steve McNair’s house which is currently on the market.

The house is reportedly listed for $3.8M but if you act now, you can get $800,000 off and (wait for it) a football autographed by Steve McNair. What a bargain. Jeter is crazy for not considering this deal. It’s a deal. It’s a steal. It’s the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it. I think I’ll buy it myself.

What a fine poster. How could Mr. Yankee say no to such an exclusive house? Who wouldn’t love to live in the house of someone who sacrificed for all of us like Jesus? Shout out to my boy Ray Ray.

Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti on Ray Lewis

Were you disappointed in how Ray Lewis handled himself this offseason in regard to talking about other teams?

Bisciotti: No. It humored me.

How did it humor you?

Bisciotti: We already had an understanding of what he was doing. I wanted Ray to explore his options. So, when he came back, he was 100 percent comfortable that Ozzie had given him a legitimate contract. It didn’t bother me at all because Ray is one of the great self-marketers. I think he’s a brilliant guy. I would have been disappointed had he not done the best to try and generate interest from other teams. I was just amused.

Q&A with Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti [Baltimore Sun]

You might remember last year’s SoBe ad with Naomi Campbell. Think of her what you will. Just don’t tell her or you’ll get a phone upside the head. SoBe is back this weekend with another Super Bowl ad with dancing lizards. If you’re hoping for another dancing supermodel, you’ll be disappointed unless your idea of a supermodel is Ray Lewis. That’s right. Ray Ray is shaking that ass in tights with Matt Light and Justin Tuck this year. Enjoy.

We must protect this house! You’ll have to wait until Sunday for the 3D version. Hopefully you still have your 3D glasses from Jaws 3-D or Insane Clown Posse’s Hell’s Pit.