I don’t know how you feel about it but I’m still against putting a potential $700 billion towards a bailout of Wall Street. There are more pressing issues that need to be addressed such as primary education, Darfur and an American version of the Mascot Grand National.
Arsenal mascot Theo Walcott opened this year’s race. “The England international took time out of his training schedule to be pictured with Hugo The Hound, Gunnersaurus and Sedge The Field Mouse…” That’s about right.
I vote Yay for putting tax dollars towards mascot races and feats of strength.
This is DZNUTS, a cream for your “junk” that was created for Tour De France cyclist Dave Zabriskie…and this ain’t no steroid stuff its all natural goodness for your goods. Here’s what Dave had to say about using proper protection when riding:
“Proper mainTAINTanance of the perineal area is essential during high level training and racing. Nothing can ruin stage race success faster than an infected saddle sore.”
That emphasis was his not ours. Just the thought of an infected saddle sore makes me whince in agony. I’m thinking Kaz Matsui could’ve used some of this before his problem became a PROBLEM or maybe not, I’ve never had the anal fissures myself, but really, could it have hurt? Protect your junk…use DZNUTS!
This is pretty cool footage shot from a motorcycle’s on-board camera. The rider in this race falls off his bike however, in a fortuitous turn of events for the fallen racer, somehow the bike stays upright. The man sees this, avoids being hit by other racers, runs back to and catches up with his bike and then continues his race. Awesome.
McGruff the Crime Dog doesn’t give a shit about your children. Watch as McGruff doesnt take a bite out of crime, but takes a bite out this kid’s ass that he throws aside in an attempt to win a race…against a bunch of children. What kind of world do we live in?