Long Island will not be denied. Watch them represent at the Preakness this past weekend.

 

If Long Island and Jersey douches ever join forces with the date rapey frat boys of Maryland and Virginia, the resulting horde would be unstoppable.

Oh there was also a bikini contest in case the running of the urinals was too low brow for race attendees. Your move, Belmont Stakes.

NBC Sports might just be preparing to show this next weekend so they can interrupt another NHL Playoff overtime hockey game. People sound more psyched about this than the recent Preakness, it should do well for them in the ratings department. Judging from the video, it is true that if you put enough alcohol in people, all events are more fun. At least they aren’t having the turtles battle it out to the death like some people like to have animals do. Of course if you did want to see a turtle death-match, it would prove to be very thrilling as you can see below…very thrilling.