We’ve heard the stories of Lyndon Johnson jacking ballot boxes to win an election but we figured the days of blatant election stealing were over unless you’re talking about “voter fraud” which really means disenfranchising voters.
The Dallas Cowboys would make Papa Daley proud. Actually ACORN would as the Dallas Cowboys have nothing to do with the voter registration shenanigans in Nevada. ACORN’s offices were raided after Nevada accused them of submitting fradulent voter registration forms. You might recognize some of the newly registered Nevada voters. Tony Romo. Terrell Owens. Pacman Jones. Ok, fine. He wasn’t on there. That would have been a dead giveaway.
“Tony Romo is not registered to vote in the state of Nevada, and anybody trying to pose as Terrell Owens won’t be able to cast a ballot on Nov. 4,” said Secretary of State Ross Miller, referring to star players on the pro football team.
According to the Star-Telegram, the fraudulent forms included the names of the Dallas Cowboys starting lineup. T.O. cried when he heard he wasn’t going to be able to vote 18-20 times. God wanted to show his glory through a great T.O. performance on Election Day. You just don’t understand him and what he means to voting.