There’s a little sumthin’ sumthin’ for everyone thanks to Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalez, his wife October and PETA. The couple posed nude (SFW) for the organization’s “Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign. They join such luminaries as Dennis Rodman, Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson. We can’t wait until for the Carrot Top and Charo photos.

“We should be protecting animals, not sacrificing their lives for the sake of fashion or luxury,” says Tony Gonzalez. “October and I have changed many of our habits in light of the inhumane treatment of animals that occurs not only in the fur industry but also on factory farms.”

Raiders quarterback Jamarcus Russell heard about the PETA campaign and was inspired to approach Denny’s about doing something similar entitled “I Show You My Moobs For Moons Over My Hammy”. He wanted to pose naked over a huge plate of Moons Over My Hammy while wearing his Raiders helmet. The restaurant chain somehow agreed but the project fell apart during the photo shoot. Russell kept trying to eat the plate of food even though it was fake. Only if he had that kind of drive during football games. He’d never lose the football if it were a sandwich.

Now try to go back to your breakfast after picturing Carrot Top, Charo and Russell.

World famous footballer Diego Maradona has finally professed his love for something other than food or Colombian marching powder. He loves him some Julia Roberts. He loves her so much that he would cut off the infamous “Hand of God”.

“I would do anything to see her coming along here, along the Croisette,” he said, through a translator.

“I’d like to be able to walk along behind her and I’d be able to cut off my hand for that, even the hand with which I scored against England.”

“I’d be able to cut off my hand if I could see Julia Roberts,” he said.

Now that’s dedication. PETA could use a spokesman like Maradona against people like J-Lo, Fur Ho and the seal clubbers of the world.

He makes about as much sense as a sober Pam Anderson and probably costs a dime sack and 20 pounds of chorizo. That’s much less than an A-List celeb.