Fans aren’t the only ones who take Turkish soccer losses hard. Mascots do as well. However they don’t just get mad, they get even. Manager Mustafa Denizli took one the hard way when the mascot turned himself into a human torpedo after a Turkish loss.

We’re going to assume that he kept the cigarette in his mouth when he executed the flying head butt. Far be it for us to suggest fans or mascots resort to violence but if they do, Tom Cable, Eric Mangini and Manny Acta should keep their heads on a swivel. There’s nothing like getting a flying headbutt from a morbidly obese man wearing a dog mask.

Maybe OJ Simpson will wish he was better at stealing satellite signals. If he was, he might not be facing jail time like he … Who the hell are we kidding? It’s OJ. He’d do something eventually although he probably didn’t count on getting beat down by his daughter.

Now it looks like his time is finally up. After a contentious voir dire, an all-white jury was seated in his current case. He’s fucked.