You know all is well with the Cowboys when former players are laughing at the organization for paying them. Former Cowboy Marcellus Wiley mocked owner Jerry Jones for paying him straight cash when he had no business getting it.
Wiley listed a handful of big-name acquisitions [on NFL Live] that were busts for Jerry, including Pacman Jones, Tank Johnson, Eddie George … and himself.
“I didn’t have anything left in the tank,” Wiley said, “and he gave me a lot of money.”
Trey Wingo chimed in with a “Cha-ching!” at this point.
That’s how Morningside Heights do! If that wasn’t bad enough, Drew Rosenhaus is popping off at the mouth and shitting all over Pacman Jones to build up T.O. before he starts crying. If you guys do that, it’s unfair. Nothing to see here. Move along. Just another off-season at Valley Ranch.
Some things are guaranteed to surprise you. Find a horse head in your bed. Surprise. Shane killing Lem. Fucked up. Being cut by your team after they find out you’ve been involved in another shooting incident after being suspended once this season. Not so much.
The Cowboys surprisingly did the smart thing and cut Pacman Jones yesterday. There was a small matter of a 2007 incident where he arranged to have three men shot outside of an Atlanta strip club AFTER he was already suspended for a year by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.
The June 2007 shooting occurred outside a suburban Atlanta strip club. One of the shooting victims told “Outside the Lines” that he had a dispute with Jones inside the strip club and that not long after he and the two others left the club, a hail of bullets struck their car. The NFL knew about that incident, but charges were never brought against anyone because the victims did not see the shooter.
The news spurred the team to cut Pacman after just one season with the organization. There are also reports that were investigated by the Cowboys that Pacman was partying up in the club the night after their loss to the Ravens and New Years Eve in a Miami bar.
Pacman is suprised and “hurt” that he was cut by the Cowboys who stood by him this season after making owner Jerry Jones and the organization look like fools.
“Surprised? Yeah, I was surprised,” said Jones, reached at his Prosper home. “All I can do is keep working hard, keep my nose clean and hope for the best.”
It’s possible that he could receive a lifetime ban from the league following news of this incident that occurred during his suspension. However it seems odd that he would receive the NFL death penalty for an incident that was already known to the league before he was reinstated.
In his downtime, he can try to sue ESPN as he threatened to do when asked about the report. At least he’s staying positive.
“If I beat myself up, who will take care of me?” Jones said. “Football means a lot to me, but it’s not everything. It’s not like I’m taking it pretty good. I love me some me.”
You know who also loves him some him? T.O. Someone needs to give these guys a sitcom or reality show immediately.
Maybe Lawrence Phillips can give Pacman a CFL recommendation. Rumor has it Calgary is great in February. He’ll also get much love up in the Calgary clubs with their No Coloreds policies.
Talk about ignant. For once, we’re not talking about Pacman. We talkin’ Floyd “Money” Mayweather, playboy. The temporarily retired boxer learned one or two things from the clusterfuck that was Black Super Bowl weekend in Vegas when Pacman and his crew shot up the club when making it rain went wrong.
Sandra Rose has footage of Mayweather making it rain in an Atlanta nightclub. “Floyd Mayweather emptied two Louis Vuitton bags full of cash into the crowd at a packed Dreamz nightclub in Atlanta last night. The IRS estimates about $30,000 was thrown.”
At least Money knew better than to carry the bills in garbage bags. Fortunately for the ladies, no one’s head was bounced off the stage. He was scheduled to drop $100K with Lil’ Jermaine Dupri the following night at Pure. He did his part by raining $50,000 on the crowd. Unfortunately we don’t have video of that.
Where In The World is Carmen Sandiego used to be one of my favorite computer games when I was a kid. I used to play the fuck out of that game. A kids show based on the game was created years later but I had no time for that. However I would have time for an updated version based on Pacman Jones. Is he at the strip club?
“Damn! Look at them titties!!”
“You’re getting warmer!“
Is he at the Hooters? Is he feeding the children? Is he in the hotel bathroom?
I’m not kidding. Where is Pacman? If you know, please let the Cowboys know because they can’t find him. Pro Football Talk reports that the team has been unable to reach Pacman and no one seems to know where he is or what he’s doing.
Pacman’s not around and he’s still causing trouble for people. WFAA in Dallas brings news that there could be fallout from the police report which was thought not to exist but now seems to be missing key details from last Tuesday night’s follies.
Jerry Jones might want to check Pacman’s car to see if he’s crying inside. I mean I’m sure he’s crying inside because he’s a sensitive thug but he could also be literally shedding tears as well. An officer observed Pacman “getting upset as he cried” while sitting in a car following the fight. It also appears that the police were there before the incident started, not after as indicated in the initial report.
This should end well for all parties involved. Like Chris Henry, no one could have seen this coming.
