That title pretty much sums it up. Looks like this kid is going to take a serious blow to his unhelmeted (not a word, but whatever, it fits) noggin, yet, miraculously, he lands ass on the board. Crisis averted, the dumb shall live to skate another day.

How this rugby player lives let alone walks we’ll never know.

It’s not clear what hurts more. The landing or having to listen to those douchebag anchors. They’d do well on your local news with those assclowns Flip and Barb or whatever the fuck their names are.