We were really hoping this story would take a UNC molester turn but alas, our hopes were for naught. It’s just another simple case of football players being dumbasses.
Texas A&M football players Yemi Babalola and Brandon Joiner were each indicted on two counts of aggravated robbery. No buffets were harmed. Zing. Hey oh. They did tie up and rob a drug dealer. Joiner was also indicted for one felony count of manufacturing or delivering methamphetamine and two misdemeanor counts of possessing marijuana and hydrocodone.
You see what had happened was they just happened to be in the lab and wanted to make a citizen’s arrest but then the police came in and that’s where things got confused. Really there’s nothing to see here.
Unlike A&M, the Fat Boys always ended with an uplifting moral or full stomach and all left satisfied … until they all went solo or dead. Luckily for all of us, Men At Large filled the gap with ease. Pour out a little bacon vodka for these husky, defunct groups.