Think your Facebook status means nothing? Here’s the follow up to the story of the guy who learned this the hard way.

Bethune-Cookman backup quarterback Brandon Wright was arrested last night and charged with attempted murder after reportedly pulling a shotgun on a man who owed him money. That would have been the whole story except that young Mr. Wright was arrested in his dorm room where the cops found a ton of cocaine and marijuana as well. Thus, in addition to the attempted felony murder, home invasion robbery and false imprisonment (for breaking in and demanding his money) they added including trafficking cocaine within 1,000 feet of a school.

Wow…kid is in trouble. Here’s what the Florida police chief had to say:

“He had no record.” [Police Chief Mike]Chitwood said. “He was very honest and forthright. He came right out and said I did it.” Police said Wright was dealing drugs to make ends meet.

Why else would you be dealing drugs? You dont deal drugs just for the adrenaline rush? Of course its to make ends meet! Not like a backup quarterback from Bethune-Cookman is getting some booster support there in school. Looks like Mike Vick might not have to be permanent QB of all the prison teams there in Leavenworth, he could have some company soon.

Via CBSSportsline and Florida Today

Sports Garters! There is no way that these are officially licensed, but they are here and just in time for the spring wedding season. So now, for the ultimate theme wedding, your lovely bride can wear the team logo that you love near and dear to her…um…upper leg. Sexy ain’t it?

They come in most NFL and NCAA team logos and colors, so if you’re planning on getting married and are a couple that enjoys sports, uh, maybe think about it? Or not, really, you shouldn’t, perhaps you should move on to another story.

From Unique Wedding Garters

One should always be aware that when they are out in public or, say, at a football game that cameras might just be watching you. Maybe that is us being paranoid, but it would have served this gentleman well to not be caught on national television digging for gold…then eating it. Ew…

Yes 2008 is here and everyone can now resume their normal lives after a nice holiday break, at least it was a nice holiday break for the Deuce. Since we were last here, several bowls have been played, we’re gonna give you some of the most interesting images that we’ve found from them all.

(AP Photo/Terry Renna)
Vince Hall Injures Knee At Beach Outing

(AP Photo/Paul Connors)

(AP Photo/Bill Waugh)

(AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

(AP Photo/Donna McWilliam)

(AP Photo/Charles Smith)

(Photo by Brian Bahr/Getty Images)

(AP Photo/Danny Moloshok)

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