Don’t always bet on black.
Oh dear, it seems that Fred Durst is going to be directing Ice Cube in a new, yet to be titled “inspirational” sports film about the first female quarterback in Pop Warner history, “who with her teammates draws support from her uncle (Ice Cube) and members of their Illinois town when the team plays in the Pop Warner Super Bowl.” My dear God…what hell hath we wrought people?
As if any Ice Cube movie could be worse than any movie he’s made since the original Friday, he’s got the former king of all douchebags Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit directing him in this feature. This has the makings of being one of the worst sports movies of all time, and I’m not using hyperbole here, I really am saying this movie might just be the worst sports movie of all time.
We all know the film credits of Ice Cube lately (XXX State of the Union, Are We There Yet?, Are We Done Yet?, Torque to name a few) and Fred Durst’s directing, well, lets just hope its better than his singing (oh yea he directed this video…Jebus save us):
Ok, so this isn’t really sports related, but I just saw this movie trailer for what has to be the single greatest (worst?) film EVER MADE. You cannot go wrong with a film that has a hot young Asian schoolgirl, who has a machine gun for an arm, with ninjas and the yakuza, sex, revenge, incredibly graphic violence with chainsaws, a flying guillotine, a drill bra and oh…did I mention SHE HAS A MACHINE GUN FOR A FUCKING ARM! Well you can go wrong, but it would be difficult. Alright, enough mindless filler hype…give this a view if you’ve never seen this and you are a B Movie/Kung Fu fan. Probably want to put the headphones on if you’re at work.
It almost seems too logical. Not always synched up perfectly, but it’s hard to not get hyped up by the hits on the football field going along with that Nine Inch Nails soundtrack. Modern day gladiators indeed. Thank God football season is almost upon us.