Another example of why monkeys rule and unicycles and the people that ride them suck.
Maybe Frank Dux beat Chong Li at the end of Bloodsport but think how much better it could have been if he faced Karate Monkey in the final fight.
Karate Monkey say, “Break my record. Now I break you like I break your friend.”
Start eliminating the monkeys now. Giving them access to our food and drink supplies is just as good as signing our own death warrant. Leave it to the Japanese to roll over for animals like monkeys or monsters like Godzilla and Rodan.
It’s all cute until one of those patrons gets the poisonous blowfish. At that point, it’ll be too late and all will be lost. The monkeys will finally make monkeys out of us.