You know how in Madden when you perfectly time hitting the triangle or Y button and you leap over a defender? Yeah, this is like that. This is from last night’s Monday Night Football game where the Titans beat down the Cardinals 24-10.
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Or lack thereof I guess. Tonycutyourhair.com seems to exist soley to talk about Tony Kornheiser’s hair follicles. Now, Tony himself is no stranger to talking about his large, orange dome, but these folks are imploring Tony to do away with the comb-over and go for a new look…as i’m sure a few of his close friends and employers have done as well. Anyway, the guys behind the site graciously offer up some new hairstyles with poorly done photoshops such as:
Ahhh yes, quality Kornheiser hi-jinx there. Its a good start for the website, but I think they can do better. First they need a photoshop class (i’m one to talk) but if they really get their shit in gear, maybe, just maybe they could be a briefly popular internet meme for about 2 seconds. Now that is something to aspire to be.
I do agree though Tony, if you’re reading, the time for something to change with that hair was about 20 years ago yo.
Apparently Steelers fans need to be taught a little bit about fire safety. During the first half of the soon to be 23-6 rout of the Redskins, a Steelers’ fan’s tailgaiting grill that was left burning ended up setting several cars in the lot ON FIRE (Not the actual car burning). I’ve heard about setting cars ablaze after your team has won, but lighting them up before victory is certain is a new thing to me. Of course it was accidental…probably. Although judging from the amount of black and gold and terrible towls in the stands, in all likelihood the owners of those cars on fire were probably fellow Steeler fans so really, if it wasn’t an accident they were only hurting their own kin. Man that was a beatdown.
A good donkey but still a donkey. Check out this brilliant play by him from the first half of last night’s scorefest between the Eagles and Cowboys. DeSean decided to celebrate a touchdown before crossing the goaline with hilarious results. Let’s go to the tape.
Last night’s game was insane. If you went to bed early like some or live in DC and lost your cable and internet in the first quarter like Chimp Rage, you missed what might end up being the best game of the season. Both teams decided to play defense like the Rams for our pleasure and Tony Kornheiser lost his mind more than usual when trying to wax poetic about the Cowboys. This game had everything except defense.
Thanks to FanIQ for the video and picture.
Tony Kornheiser was spotted in Rehoboth Beach last weekend and the locals didn’t have much good to say about Mr. Tony’s conduct while in town. He was at the Big Fish Grill and made no friends with his arrogance on full display for the servers at the seafood joint says this Delaware blogger:
While at the restaurant, Kornheiser didn’t make too many friends, a source told me. After announcing that he was “too famous to he here,” a staffer finally found him a corner table to keep him from, ahem, all his fans.
Once there, the type of crabs he wanted weren’t on the menu (stop giggling) and he allegedly said, “I want what I want when I want it.”
My source swore he said that, but I’d be surprised if anyone could be such an ass. Staffers had to go next door to the Big Fish Seafood Market to get Kornheiser his precious crabs.
This, sounds pretty standard for Mr. Tony and for those used to his shtick it might’ve even garnered a chuckle…if he weren’t dead serious. I mean, if he was too famous to be there, why the hell was he even there? He could’ve gone to a number of restaurants in the area that could’ve better catered to Kornheiser’s needs, but to throw a minor tantrum saying “I want what I want when I want it” and making them go to a market to get the food he wants is a bit much.
You stop writing, you stop doing talk radio, you’re currently barely on the ESPN show that made you a minor national cultural phenomenon and now you’re just being an ass for no reason while waiting for football season to start so you can suck more on TV? We all know you are a funny jerk in your public persona, but who knew you were just a jerk in general.