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Thursday, January 7th, 2010 at 5:10 am  
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Here’s a tip for the New Year. It doesn’t matter how long Mike Tyson has been out of the boxing game. When he wants something, you give it to him.

Spoiler Alert: Roy Jones Jr. Gets Knocked Into Bolivian Down Under

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 at 5:20 am  
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Mike Tyson pulled a genius move for his last fight. He decided to get wrecked by a tomato can in the nation’s capital. It is your right to lose. At least Roy Jones Jr. traveled to the other end of the earth to get beat down by a nobody. It’s two days from now in Australia already.

“Damn, son! You got knocked the fuck out!”
“Man, you’re living in the past. I’m on some other shit right now.”

Jones traveled to Sydney to fight Australian Danny Green for some belt. It’s supposedly called the IBO world cruiserweight title belt. It’s probably made out of Aborigines and gold. I’m having a title fight for my belt in Vanuatu next month. The belt’s composition shouldn’t matter to Jones because he didn’t make it out of the first round. See for yourself. It’ll save you the trouble of watching Versus.

Jones should go back to rapping. He’s no worse than most rappers from the South. He can fight Soulja Boy over who should be called Superman. He should win that fight.

Let’s not be too hard on the former champ. He didn’t make any excuses for his performance. However he has to feel terrible that he lost to a guy who came out to Down Under by Men At Work. That should signal the end of a career especially one as great as Jones’.

Mike Tyson Wanted To Do Some Skullduggery On Brad Pitt

Thursday, June 4th, 2009 at 4:05 am  
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The Deuce took a trip to the movies to see Tyson last night. We’ll come right out and say it. One of the best documentary releases this year. Don’t forget the Mike Tyson you think you know but be prepared to see a Mike Tyson you don’t know. His honesty is riveting and disturbing. The film is sad, insightful and unintentionally hilarious at times. It’s a must see for any boxing fan. 

When it came to eating opponents’ children or taking their hearts, it was never personal for Tyson. He kept it professional unless you gave the stink finger to one of his exes. If you did, you might have gotten dealt with. Brad Pitt almost found out the hard way. Too bad director James Toback never touched this topic in the film.
Tyson wanted to kill Pitt after he learned that the actor was making nice with his ex-wife Robin Givens. He called Pitt to tell him to back off. That warning was followed by a threat to have him “knocked off” if he didn’t comply. Richard Singer, a former friend of Tyson’s, also claimed that the former champ hired a hitman but decided he’d rather do it himself. Kill fail. That worked out just as well as his fight against Kevin McBride.
Tyson should have invited Pitt into the ring where he could have channeled his desire to punch through his opponent’s head and “end out the back of his head”. Hell, he beat Trevor Berbick for the title while in the midst of an untreated case of gonrrhea which he got “from a prostitute or filthy woman”. Tyler Durden should consider himself a lucky man and you should see Tyson for more quality lines such as those.

The Eatin’s Good In Mike Tyson’s Neighborhood

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 at 5:06 am  
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Check these pictures of Mike Tyson doing his thing on the runway from Crunk and Disorderly. It’s 1:00 AM. Do you know where your childrens is? I bet Iron Mike do. Hope they’re halal.

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 at 5:04 am  
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Classic boxing entrances brought to you by Maxim UK. It’s hard to beat Apollo Creed and James Brown. Any suggestions for missing entrances? Marvis Frazier’s loss to Mike Tyson could be considered an entrance as he wasn’t in the ring long enough for a fight to start.