Liverpool fans will ramble on about all the class and history they have even though they’ve been branded the worst fans in Europe by UEFA. They try to roll ambulances with patients in them, start riots and rob their own players.
It’s certainly no surprise that another Liverpool player has been victimized. The surprise comes at the level of sophistication. Usually Scousers smash and grab. They stick with robbing houses and stealing hubcaps. This time, we could be in for some identity theft. Perhaps we can’t put this on them. It’s a bit complicated.
Liverpool defender John Arne Riise’s payslip was made public and now anyone interested can know exactly what he makes in addition to personal information such as his home address and national insurance number.
The Norwegian defender will be concerned that his home address has been released given that four of his Liverpool team-mates, José Manuel Reina, Peter Crouch, Jerzy Dudek and Daniel Agger have been burgled this year.
The slip appeared on several football fan forums and show the breakdown in pay in addition to his student loan payments. Pay for work and loan payments. That’s sure to piss off any real Scouser!
Now Riise has to worry about home burglary in addition to identity theft. Maybe he and other Liverpool players should have second homes with advertised addresses so people will rob them instead. Insurance will cover the losses if they decide to go with real furniture instead of the prop furniture used in stores. Yeah that’s it.