Real Madrid knows that sex sells, so the team has decided to start up its own futbol inspired lingerie line for men to enjoy.  Well i mean i guess women can enjoy it too, but c’mon, you add a submarine sammich in this picture and its about every man’s wet dream staring right at you.  You want another picture?  You got it.

The underwear sets are pretty subtle though, its not like the Real Madrid branding is all over it in a gaudy fashion, no its subtle, delicate…smooth…supple…ahem.  God bless the soccer marketing geniuses.  If you want to pick up some of these suckers, you gotta wait until March tho.  Boo-hoo.

I hope the NFL, kings of marketing here in the US, take notice here.  Well, for that matter, lets hope all American professional sports look at this and copy it. This is how it should be done if you want to get your name plastered on the sexy naughty bits of women everywhere.  Lets hope they can make it happen.  Of course if it does happen here in the states, i guarantee you that the majority of the women everywhere who would actually wear this stuff…probably shouldnt be seen in it if you want to keep your eyes intact.

Like, for example, her…

From the Daily Mail UK

There is a new all female football league starting up at some point called The World Bikini Football League, or TWBFL for short. Apparently there will be 10 teams, in 10 cities and a lot of women in bikinis playing football.

What is more American than that? Maybe they could involve beer and a bevy of smoked/cured pork products to make it go all the way. Sadly, that is all the information that we at the Deuce have found about this league and we hope to have some more info soon, but in the meantime, you can go to their website and watch some fantastic promos for their league such as this:

or this

I can’t wait til more info comes out.

From TWBFL

I’ve never understood what women do with those inflatable work-out balls. Never seemed to me like they could do much of anything for the body. I understand now. This video makes it all quite clear and the 3 girls in lingerie certainly helped. (NSFW)