“I can’t even look at you after this past week, whatever your name is.”
I’ll refrain from commenting too much on Spurs winning a tin cup for the first time in … well forever. At least since the Thirty Years War. I’m not bitter or anything. I had a bad feeling about the Carling Cup final between Chelsea and Spurs on Sunday due to Chelsea’s recent play.
Chelsea manager Avram Grant is starting to prove skeptics right as he was outcoached and outclassed yesterday by Spurs manager Juande Ramos. His tactics were questionable and that’s being generous. He continues to get it wrong in terms of personnel decisions and adapting to changes and challenges during matches. It pains me to say it but Spurs deserved the win. One has to question if Grant really knows what the hell he’s doing.
Somewhere Jose Mourinho and Steve Nash are laughing.
Cheating’s in the air. Can you feel it? Thierry Henry sure can. The Deuce brought you the story of Jose Mourinho getting busted for having an affair. Now it’s up to three. Now we bring you Thierry Henry’s drama courtesy of the Sun.
Henry had an affair with a makeup artist during a commercial shoot and the discovery of text messages led to a divorce and possibly his transfer from Arsenal to Barcelona.
His wife Claire discovered the text messages on his phone and confronted him. Shortly after, he moved out and took off to Spain after a quickie divorce. Now she wants half like Raw.
She is now demanding a £10million divorce settlement, and divorce experts have predicted that a judge will order a “clean break” – with Claire receiving a lump sum payment rather than a proportion of Henry’s future earnings.
It is expected that Claire will be entitled to a large part of superstar Henry’s wealth [estimated at £25million]. And with the revelation that Arsenal’s record goalscorer may have been playing away, she will probably be set up for life.
Henry has retained Heather Mills’ lawyer while his ex Claire has retained Paul McCartney’s lawyer. No way this gets messy…
I could be wrong but ain’t no way that ass is worth £10million.
It looks like former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is getting the sack and he’s not getting a sweet severance package. This time he could end up paying out the ass.
The Special One carried on a two year affair with 34 year old Elsa Sousa while managing in Portugal even though he’s been married to his childhood sweetheart since 1989. She lived with him while he managed Porto and he even introduced her to players and agents as his wife.
“Mourinho conducted the relationship in front of everyone’s noses. In Leiria and in Porto, football colleagues all thought Elsa was his wife. He lived with her.”
“Elsa said he loved making love to soft rock music like Bryan Adams and Sting.”
In January 2002 he moved to Porto having rejected Benfica — and Elsa went with him. Mourinho introduced her to all the football agents and players as his partner … At first she stayed with Mourinho in the five-star Hotel Tivoli — but football agents for the club allegedly wanted the pair to live somewhere more private and found them a home.
Mourinho also lavished Sousa with gifts, trips and hotel room romps.
Apparently Mourinho has left the family home after a showdown with his wife. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Sousa has written a book about their affair. Good thing he got a fat payout from Uncle Roman because it looks like he’ll need every cent of it.