Johnny Manziel dropped this picture on Twitter at 2:34 this morning. That’s him onstage with Wale. It’s his world and you’re all just squirrels trying to get a nut. Better not say that too loud. Ronaiah Tuiasosopo might take that the wrong way. I’ll show myself out.

This whole post was just an excuse for me to reference and listen to The Rain by Oran “Juice” Jones. Mission accomplished. Uh Bush.

You need to get over to Deadspin and read their story on Manti Te’o and his Twitter girlfriend. An unbelievable story and great piece of journalistic work by Timothy Burke and Jack Dickey. You know who probably doesn’t care about this story? Johnny Manziel.

Johnny Football doesn’t need to pick up girls on Twitter like Te’o or AJ McCarron real or imaginary. You wanna be with the man, you gotta come to the man. Wooo!! Here he is signing with some country music singers at something called the Ten Man Jam back in December.

Ladies!