Another season, another John Terry knockout. This one took place last night in Chelsea’s Champions League match against Porto. The magic spray mostly everything but knockouts too? Would they rub Tussin on his head if the spray didn’t work? Maybe they should have used some leeches while they were at it. Hopefully this isn’t the Milan lab at work.
When someone requests Luther, you don’t say no. Hopefully JT will be haunted by the ghost of Fat Luther instead of Skinny Luther. You just don’t see fat ghosts anywhere these days.
Make the Champions League final and party until 4 AM the next day. Cool. Party with a porn star like the Sixers? Hell yea…wait, which one?
Chelsea captain John Terry and several players partied until 7 AM at Chinawhite in London. They were joined by ex-porn star Jenna Jameson who recently seems to be doing everything she can to stop being attractive.
Reportedly, adult film star Jenna moved her table right next to the Chelsea stars and wowed them with her raunchy dancing, as they continued to rack up their hefty bar bill, which ended up at an estimated £10,000.
Unfortunately for one, two or all of them, she was tossed for trying to do drugs in the bathroom so no bukakke or happy endings for anyone. Bugger!
