No one wants anything to do with Jessica Simpson besides Tony Romo. Tiger Woods is attempting a comeback after being out of the game for a minute. The last thing he wants or needs is the aura of fail anywhere near him. Maybe that’s why he told Simpson to step when she asked for golfing lessons.

Simpson is apparently taking up the game to get closer to her man. Woods gave her the excuse of having to take care of his new baby. He was later seen hitting his left leg with a 7 iron and repeating that it wasn’t worth it. Rumor has it she’s now looking to have Happy Gilmore learn her a couple things about the golf but she’s having trouble finding him.

Now everyone can! Well, sorta. Pipedream Products (link NSFW) has put out some ridiculous blow up dolls featuring Tony Parker’s wife Eva Longoria as well as Tony Romo’s girlfriend Jessica Simpson amongst other famous female celebrities. So all you lonely bloggers living in your parents basements, toiling away in your underwear, with no chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, can now get some action with the same hot women your favorite athletes do…wait, i’m talking about myself aren’t I? I’m going to go cry in a corner…
From The Superficial

It’s ok. We all make mistakes. The important thing is that we learn from our errors and grow as a result of them. It’s not as bad as you think it is. Who remembers that Tom Brady used to mess with Tara Reid? As far as most are concerned, that’s all Kyle Boller and that’s pretty much what you would expect from him.

Tony Romo’s about to blow the whistle on his relationship with Jessica Simpson. Ok Magazine reports that Romo’s been trying to break up with Simpson because he’s sick of her shit but like a snap and the Giants defense, it’s a bit harder than expected.

On Jan. 17, Tony called Jessica at her L.A. home to try to break things off. “He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends,” a pal of the singer tells OK!. “‘Just friends’ is not in Jessica’s vocabulary, and she is not a victim. She knows how bad this will look in the media.”

But according to the pal, Jessica refused to give up, and so Tony invited her on what he thought would be the worst date of her life: a hunting trip! “It’s Tony’s way of punishing Jess,” laughs her friend. “Jessica Simpson hunting — and without her entourage? Forget it!”

But according to an insider,”Tony has finally started to realize how high-maintenance Jessica is,” says her friend. “We’re talking diva status. She comes with an entourage, and that includes her dad, Joe Simpson. What’s not to love?”

Too bad he didn’t pull a Dick Cheney on the hunting trip. We’re sure this has nothing to do with her effect on his play or the pure hatred of the fans.

Regardless, one can only hope that he’s decided to step his game up and quit messing with chickenheads. Brady seamlessly stepped up his game to the professional level by pulling actresses and Victoria’s Secret models while leaving the chickenhead hoes like Britney, Jessica and Tara to neophytes like Romo and Matt Leinart. You want to be big time, you gotta roll big time. You’re the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. Leave Simpson for guys like Cleo Lemon or Philip Rivers. Rivers would probably be happier than a pig in shit to go to the preview of Blonde Ambition 3 at the corner Blockbuster.

What happened to Tony Romo’s trademark smile here in this photo snapped of him and his living barbie doll girfriend Jessica Simpson? Another question is, why on earth is he following so far behind her? Look here
He doesn’t even look like he’s going in the same direction as her. Love on the rocks already for Mr. Romo perhaps. Looks like a romance that is destined to end in typical Hollywood fashion…with a porn tape, bitter custody battle and a reality show for one of the scorned lovers.

From I Don’t Like You In That Way (more pictures here)