You know all is well with the Cowboys when former players are laughing at the organization for paying them. Former Cowboy Marcellus Wiley mocked owner Jerry Jones for paying him straight cash when he had no business getting it.
Wiley listed a handful of big-name acquisitions [on NFL Live] that were busts for Jerry, including Pacman Jones, Tank Johnson, Eddie George … and himself.
“I didn’t have anything left in the tank,” Wiley said, “and he gave me a lot of money.”
Trey Wingo chimed in with a “Cha-ching!” at this point.
That’s how Morningside Heights do! If that wasn’t bad enough, Drew Rosenhaus is popping off at the mouth and shitting all over Pacman Jones to build up T.O. before he starts crying. If you guys do that, it’s unfair. Nothing to see here. Move along. Just another off-season at Valley Ranch.
The best line has to be “Why don’t they sign Osama Bin Laden? He’s 6’4 and we KNOW no one can catch him!” That is a classic line from Dallas’ WFAA sports guy Dale Hansen.
Nice try, playboy. You know you’re in deep shit when you have to resort to copying Pacman Jones. Chris Henry is trying to get back in the league. It seems he’s making a play for the Cowboys or Beng … oh yeah, never mind.
The Fort Worth Star-Telegram is reporting that Henry contacted Michael Irvin in an attempt to get on his radio show. Presumably, he wants to give a three hour apology for any past and future crimes.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said it was unlikely that they would acquire Henry. That sounds as solid as Brett Favre’s retirement.
The Dallas Cowboys organization participated in a domain name auction for the site “Cowboys.com”. The auction ended with the organization bidding $275,000 and they won the site. The only problem is, they thought they were bidding $275 for the name and now they don’t want it. The head of the auction site that had the name had this to say in a forum:
when I spoke to their attorney…he was dead serious, had no idea that it was $275K and was shocked when he received the purchase agreement ( he thought he bought it for $275.00 – thats right two hundred and seventy five dollars!). I almost asked him what he was smoking.
after falling out of my chair….not ever experiencing anything like this one, we are going to let this dog stay sleeping for a while. someone should pick this name up and it will ultimately cost the cowboys millions when they finish that $800M stadium they are building. I told the attorney that my guess was that they probably sell $275K in popcorn and beer in one game and that they were foolish not to look at their brand in a different way.
We find a way to turn dirt into diamonds anyway and this will be well past us.
Pretty dumb huh? HOW ‘BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!?!!!
Seriously, the domain name has got to be worth that much, if not more, why wouldn’t they want to lock that bad boy up? They’re paying more for Roy Williams and I’m sure he’s made less hits than that site would’ve.
