Mustafa has found a treasure of 80s WWF nostalgia all wrapped up in one awesome music video package. Its “If You Only Knew” the classic “We Are The World” of the World Wrestling Federation. Yes click the video below and you will be able to see Hulk Hogan, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Koko B. Ware, Jimmy Hart (who, by the way, has a tremendous voice) and more all belting out a tune detailing how they are going to kick your ass…if you only knew.
It’s been a long time since parents and their children could sit down together and watch a movie that gives kids knowledge for life from upstanding citizens. A movie that teaches them about trust, loyalty, mercy, compassion and respect for your fellow man. Kimbo Slice and Hulk Hogan are coming to the rescue with a movie that even batshit crazy Kirk Cameron would give four Holy Grails.
“Kung Fu U” in 3D is a Disney-type comedy about of a bunch of nerds and misfits that are sent away by their wealthy parents to the Brentwood Academy (a.k.a. Kung Fu U) to learn the finer arts of self-defense. It’s a heart-warming romp where the rather weathered warriors come to the rescue for the kids, and in turn, the kids rescue the warriors’ seemingly lost souls from what had been their eternal apathy. It’s a feel-good story that reminds us that we’re all the same, no matter what our age, or where we came from, and that we should all stick together.
No doubt hilarity will ensue from the opening credits! Kimbo can teach the kids about showing mercy and compassion (profanity in video).
The little Hulkamanics will also learn that bad things happen to people because they deserve it. Lessons from Jebus if you will. Learn about sticking together and fucking your daughter’s best friend who happens to look like your daughter. What’s someone else’s is yours. It’s family! You could always pull the Bill Clinton and go for the closest thing. That’s being resourceful. Ramming speed! It doesn’t matter cause we’re all the same no matter what our age!
There’s no word on whether Lawrence Phillips, Brett Myers and OJ will be guest lecturers at Brentwood Academy.
Mustafa has found a treasure of 80s WWF nostalgia all wrapped up in one awesome music video package. Its “If You Only Knew” the classic “We Are The World” of the World Wrestling Federation. Yes click the video below and you will be able to see Hulk Hogan, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Koko B. Ware, Jimmy Hart (who, by the way, has a tremendous voice) and more all belting out a tune detailing how they are going to kick your ass…if you only knew.
