No more fans yelling at players on the court that they’ll meet them after the game. This ain’t your regular Atlanta Hawks game.

The NBA can keep its canned music and noisemakers. We’ll take this near soccer riot atmosphere any day. This is probably a bit much though.

Peanuts and gum. Ashford and Simpson. Paris Hilton and the herp. Chris Webber and souvlaki?

Webber will be getting familiar with all end products of the meatapotamus if Olympiacos of Greece has its way. The Greek team is offering Webber a two-year deal worth between $10-$12M. The deal would make him the highest paid player in Europe.

The Detroit Free Press implies that Webber is considering the deal. Soon he will know all the street meats and visit the street meat cart on high on Mt. Olympus. He’ll also be able to hit up Club Parthenon. Shaq loved that spot.