Look at these awesome outfits that John Daly was rocking during the practice sessions for the British Open. What other person could get away with golfing, with a cigarette in mouth, wearing those awesome pants? No one! As a matter of fact, I am not 100% sure that John Daly can actually get away with it, but ya know what, he doesn’t give a rats ass what I or anyone else thinks. You know why? Because he’s John “grip it and rip it” Daly thats why.
He didnt stop at that lovely number, check out some of his other awesome pants below here.
Fan-freakin-tastic. The British Open should be quite a show, if not just for the clothing alone.
Yes, this guy is promoting a beverage that is supposed to be associated with fitness. John Daly’s PGA Tour suspension will end in a week and he’s already got a sponsor for his grand return to the tour. All Sport sports drink has signed on to sponsor big John in his latest comeback.
“We are very excited to team up with John Daly,” said Jack Pok, Senior Vice President of Marketing for Big Red, Inc. “John’s long list of achievements throughout his career and his recent success in Europe has proven he is committed to his fans. His performance on the golf course is a perfect fit for both All Sport and Big Red brands.”
Wow, what are his long lists of achievements they are speaking of? The fact that his liver is still ticking despite rampant alcoholism? The achievement of not having both his knees broken due to his degenerate gambling? Most mortal men could not have lived through either more than likely, so yes, they are impressive.
In all seriousness though, the guy has won 2 majors in his career, the last being over a decade ago. and has a total of 5 wins on the tour in his career, the last being 5 years ago. I’m not even sure what recent success in Europe they’re talking about, the last tournament he won there was in 2001. Oh wait, he finished 2nd in some random tournament in Italy. Right. Those accomplishments are greater than, say, anything I’ve done on the golf course, but in the golfing world…um, washed up much?
I guess he will need a those energy drinks to rehydrate after downing all the cigarettes and diet cokes he kills during tournaments. I mean, they take a toll on a guy.
No one wants anything to do with Jessica Simpson besides Tony Romo. Tiger Woods is attempting a comeback after being out of the game for a minute. The last thing he wants or needs is the aura of fail anywhere near him. Maybe that’s why he told Simpson to step when she asked for golfing lessons.
Simpson is apparently taking up the game to get closer to her man. Woods gave her the excuse of having to take care of his new baby. He was later seen hitting his left leg with a 7 iron and repeating that it wasn’t worth it. Rumor has it she’s now looking to have Happy Gilmore learn her a couple things about the golf but she’s having trouble finding him.
That’s right, our favorite misguided female golfer could be back in the LPGA soon. Michelle Wie hit 7 under on day 3 on the Champions Course at Q school yesterday and with just 20 golfers getting their pro card, Wie is in good position to return to suckage on the LPGA tour.
This has to be a good thing for the LPGA tour since Annika Sorenstam is retiring, the tour needs someone to give them some press and/or controversy in the coming year and Wie is just the lightning rod the tour needs to give them some ratings power. Who wouldn’t tune in to watch her get beat down by the women that she didn’t ever want to play against the first time around? I would…maybe…for like the first round…and then only if i’m really hungover…and if nothing exciting is on tv…like fishing…or something.