“You actually set a record. A record for being an asshole.”
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John Arne Riise might notice a new line on his next payslip. A handsome bonus from Chelsea Football Club.
Riise gifted Chelsea a last-minute own-goal in Tuesday’s Champions League semifinal match. He may have turned the tide in Chelsea’s favor for next week’s second leg at Stamford Bridge. Witness the glory that is Norway.
As comical as Riise may have been, former Liverpool player/coach Phil “Big Nose” Thompson’s reaction was just as priceless.
In the words of Homer Simpson, it works on so many levels.
Whoever set this up is one sick bastard and we salute him.
No kids or animals were seriously harmed.
This was the fateful Sunday when Bo Jackson’s hip was forever destroyed, effectively ending both his stunning baseball and football careers while simultaneously setting in motion the demise of an entire decade. This moment was captured quite well by the guys at Team Tiger Awesome along with a whole bunch of 90s pop culture hell that
somehow was caused by followed the injury. Bo ruined the 90s for us all…but at least he did leave us with some amazing Tecmo Bowl memories. (some NSFW language)