Hey woman! Who didn’t love Mr. T in Rocky III? He was the bad guy but a small part of everyone except Italian tuxedo fans would have been fine if he beat Rocky in the second fight. His one liners and smooth seduction of Adrian ensured his place in movie history.
“I think we can destroy their guys up front,” Davis said. “I don’t see anything spectacular about their front line. Their LB’s, I think we can handle them pretty well. I like [defensive end] Adewale Ogunluye, I think he’s performing well for them, but he’s the only guy I like in their line.”
There’s no ambiguity about Davis’ prediction for the fight. At least he plays for a team which will probably follow though unlike Nate Burleson. It’s one thing to hear trash from players like Joey Porter who never shut up. It’s another when opposing teams cut straight to the heart and speak the truth because they know there will be no consequences. That’s what happens when a team hires a coach named Lovie. They should stay away from Tiny Lister Jr. too. Deebo may be big but that don’t mean he can coach.
Say it ain’t so, Cleveland. Jamal Lewis is going to pack up his bags and retire at the end of the season. The bruising running back is sick of losing and he isn’t going to take it anymore. He’s got bigger and better things to do like build his trucking business.
“The decision I made had nothing to do with this season, how it’s going or whatever. It really didn’t,” Lewis said. “My whole decision was based on my [trucking] business and what I have going on outside of football and things that I want to be able to give 100 percent to. I can’t do that right now because I’m here. I’ve got to give 100 percent to this.”
Sheeeeit! Why didn’t you say so, dawg? If you want to build your trucking business, you gotta go to the godfathers. Forget the Mafia. Nate Newton and Bam Morris are where it’s at when it comes to trucking. If Lewis is smart, he’ll get together with those two and create a trucking powerhouse. 200 yard games aren’t anything compared to moving a couple hundred pounds of Mary Jane across state lines.
Think about it. Who knows how to make the deals? Lewis. Who knows how to transport it? Newton. Who knows how to distribute it? Morris. One stop shopping at its finest. It’s a combination that can’t lose. Fuck Parker Lewis.
I can see the commericals now. Toby Jones should be the spokesman.
I jumped out of my chair and yelled “Oh my god!” when Pitalua connected with what used to be Reyes’ jaw. As Smokey would say, Reyes got knocked the fuck out. If there’s a better knockout making the rounds, we’d like to see it.
“I sent a person off for violent conduct and he’s taken exception to that. He didn’t like it. I showed the red card, turned away and suddenly ‘bump’ I am on the floor.”
Bump? More like you got knocked the fuck out. Referee Andy Parker got way more than he bargained for when he sent St. Andrews FC midfielder Joey Bar..I mean Joe Preston off with a red card. Preston left the field only to come back on and knock Parker unconscious with a punch that broke his jaw.
Preston was suspended by the local FA branch and the police are looking into the incident.
St Andrews joint manager Darren Bradley said: “We don’t condone Joe’s actions and he will never play for the club again after this, but he is completely gutted and he can’t believe what he did.
“I think the whole place was stunned. The lad was genuinely distraught.
“He’s had a lot of pressure on his mind. What I do know is that he’s taken himself to the doctor to get help with anger management.”
Pressure on his mind? It’s not David Bowie’s best song but it’s certainly not his worst. It’s definitely not bad enough to make one resort to violence. Now Live and the Barenaked Ladies will make a man go berzerker.
Preston, to his credit if you can say that, gave an apology that would make Michael Vick proud.
“The referee didn’t deserve what happened to him. I had no right to do what I did. I am writing him a letter apologising for my action.
“I don’t think I could tell him face to face, as I am ashamed of myself. He was just doing his job and I was completely out of order.”
Woof woof. I bet Preston didn’t grab Parker’s hair when he punched him. That’s for bitch ass Patriots.
When Media Takeout reports a story, you know you’re going to need at least five more sources before you believe it. I couldn’t find a second but I’ll go with it anyway. The potential of it being true is too good to pass up. Who’s the journalist?
I imagine the fight went down a little something like the following (except the roles were reversed):
If this story is true, Money better get back in the gym and fast. Everyone’s going to take him on. I might think about stepping to him in a couple weeks if he’s not careful. I’ll probably cry after thinking about it but that don’t mean I ain’t no man.