Baseball fights are worthless these days. Players lackadaisically jog out on the field, pretend to push each other around then slink back to their respective dugouts. You don’t get any gems like this Orioles-Yankees brawl from 1998 or this Yankees-Red Sox beauty with the infamous toss of Don Zimmer by Pedro Martinez. That’s more than famous for you kids out there.
Look how well Andrew Ayers of Sacramento State took that hook to the jaw. It didn’t even faze him. Will Soto Jr. then came with the strong takedown of Eddie Young who threw the punch. Enjoy that, real wrestling fans. That’s the last time you’ll see one since it’s no longer in the Olympics.
Take note, MLB baseball players. Now that’s how you’re supposed to fight! From now on that’s how you fight!
Eddie McGee’s just a small town QB on a Saturday night, lookin’ for the fight of his life. In the real-time world no one sees him at all, they all say he’s crazy. They just don’t understand the life of a Fighting Illini QB. Just ask Jeff George.
McGee, a backup QB at Illinois, was arrested on Saturday for knocking a woman down at a homecoming dance. The altercation started when a fight broke out at the dance. Someone poked McGee in the eye so he lashed out and pushed the woman in question. When she pushed him back, he laid her out.
It appears McGee will be able to avoid charges by going through a diversion program. He should consider forming a support group with Larry Johnson and Plaxico Burress.
Colleges still have homecoming dances? Was it a sock hop? Did they go out for banana splits after the dance? McGee must have looked great in his Ritchie Cunningham cardigan with the I on the chest.
Well that didn’t take long. What can be said about the one they call Pacman this time? At least he didn’t get into it at the strip club? I suppose that’s a start.
Pacman could be in some trouble unless the Cowboys cover up his latest altercation Michael Irvin-style. CBS11 in Dallas and Pro Football Talk report that Pacman was involved in a scrap at a Dallas hotel. The Dallas station calls the Tuesday night incident a “violent confrontation”. Allegedly it was between Pacman and a member of his security detail.
Sources say police were called after Jones argued with one of his own bodyguards. By the time police arrived he was headed back inside the hotel and patrons could clearly hear a fight going on in the bathroom.
That fight was allegedly between ‘Pacman’ Jones and a member of his security detail. Security inside the hotel allegedly pulled the two apart. At least one mirror was broken in the confrontation.
Sources say Jones went outside and left the hotel without paying his tab. He was reportedly with a woman who drove the two away from the scene.
Strangely enough, there was no police report. That’s how you circle the wagons, Dallas. It’s a time honored tradition in the Execution State. Anyway, Pacman’s going to do as Pacman does. If Shammgod can’t go to the mountain, the mountain will just have to come to Shammgod. You can’t keep Pacman away from beef forever. He’s gotta have it like Pookie.
UPDATE: The Bengals would probably have to give up too high a draft pick to get the bodyguard because he’s already down with America’s Team. PFT’s Mike Florio has a league source who says the bodyguard “was an off-duty police officer who has been hired by Cowboys owner Jerry Jones to babysit Pacman”.
The source says that the problem started because the babysitter popped off to Jones’ female companion. Jones, who had been drinking, then started up with the guy, and it culminated in a scuffle.
Jones, we’re told, had marks on his face at practice on Wednesday.
This keeps getting better. Only if the source knew what the bodyguard said to Pacman’s lady friend. Maybe he told Pacman’s bitch that he still felt that she owed him some sex.
The Prince Fielder is recognizable for its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is similar in size to the White Rhinoceros; only elephants are consistently heavier. Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Prince Fielders have been clocked at 30 mph (48 km/h) while running short distances, faster than an Olympic sprinter. The Prince Fielder is regarded to be Milwaukee’s most dangerous player, and is among the most aggressive players in the world.
It looked as though Prince was about to tenderize Manny Parra in the dugout. Prince expended a great deal of energy diving for that ball. Lettuce and sprouts ain’t gonna get that back. Maybe he was doing CC Sabathia a solid but that was a look of rageful hunger on his face. Prince Fielders may or may not be vegetarians but they are also quite deadly. Let this be a lesson to everyone especially the sausage racers.
