Everyone can agree that ESPN Montana Real is a stupid name. At least ESPN has the excuse of being a baby. A stupid baby but a baby nonetheless. Mr. Queens P. Ranger gets no slack.
So many things going wrong here…
Chimp doesn’t think Mike Florio’s latest find is on the same level as Stop Snitchin’ but I disagree. It’s hard to beat one liners like “The human torch, n***a! Flame on!” and “Step your smoke game up, bitch!” What will definitely be hard to beat is the smackdown that will probably come when the Raiders find out about running back Justin Fargas’ appearance in a video with copious amounts of ganja and uncouth language.
PFT reports on a video made by one Yukmouth who tries to bring the best out of tweed smokers by showing some tough love and encouraging them to step their smoke game up. Fargas makes a guest appearance although he doesn’t smoke. He does mumble some unintelligble garbage that would disappoint Papa Huggy Bear and Dolomite.
Here’s the video for your viewing pleasure. Be warned that there’s offensive language all the way through. Definitely NSFW or a convent due to language.
Mushmouth and Martellus Bennett feel you, sport. Fargas probably has nothing to worry about. He plays for the Raiders. Al Davis can’t remember what he had for breakfast this morning.
There’s no need to go into Peter King’s description of his weekend in Nashville. You want a review of that? Go to KSK for Big Daddy’s FJM-style breakdown. Unfortunately the stupid didn’t stop after he left town. For once, Lendale White may not have been the dumbest guy in Nashville. We have Pennsyltucky to thank for exporting the stupid down to Nashville this week.
Two football coaches from a Pennsylvania college were injured Tuesday morning after they fell four stories at Gaylord Opryland Resort.
Police said the two men, Scott Coy, 29, and Darren DeMeio, 23, were wrestling shirtless in their boxer shorts when they tumbled out a window from a room in the Delta Atrium section around 4:15 a.m.
“These are really substantial, weather-resistant, double-paned plate glass windows. So (it’s a) very strange, unusual occurrence for someone to literally come crashing through them and down onto the ground below,” said Kim Keelor, Opryland Hotel spokeswoman.
Wrestling? Sure. Whatever you say, guy. I’d like to see how they explained this one away when they landed half naked on the ground covered in sweat and breathing heavily. “You see what had happened was…” Westminister College should be proud.
Coy (who obviously wasn’t playing coy) has a fractured pelvis and femur while DeMeio has a broken vertebrae. If these two assclowns could do this much damage, imagine the collateral damage if Charlie Weis or Mark Mangino were involved. Presidential limo glass couldn’t contain the Bunker Buster. Bodies everywhere on the sidewalk. Medical response teams from Memphis. Just like another day in Gaza. What? Too soon? I am ‘tary.
Monte “Two Gunz” Barrett should have his passport taken away like he’s out on bail. We can’t have boxers traveling abroad and embarrassing us. Midwestern tourists already have that covered. He may be 34-7 with 20 knockouts but he’s got a whole lotta nuthin’ when it comes to fighting ranked boxers. He valiantly served as a punching bag for fighters such as Wladmir Klitschko, Joe Mesi, Hasim Rahman and boar killa Nikolay Valuev who eats three kilos of meat a day.
Two Gunz traveled to London to fight David “The Hayemaker” Haye at the O2 Arena and hilarity ensued in more ways than one. The fight hadn’t started before he started making a fool of himself and his country. First the one of the greatest ring entrances of all time.
Does that count as a knockdown? Barrett’s amazing entrance was a sign of things to come. If you count the ring entrance, he went down six times before realizing that he should probably stay down like a $2 whore.
The clip is almost 10 minutes but it’s worth watching for Barrett’s windmill style. It’s surprising that he didn’t close his eyes like a kid on the playground when he was throwing all those wild punches. You have to appreciate a man who’s willing to do whatever it takes to win. Punching Haye after a slip at 2:30 in the 5th was cold but Revenge was not long in coming.
It wasn’t a good week for American boxers vs. the British. Maybe we should stick to fighting the Mexicans and Irish. Speaking of Mexicans, I just found out that Manny Pacquiao is nicknamed the Mexican Killer. Now that’s a man after Lou Dobbs’ heart.
Video from The Guardian