The new and improved Deuce is back and almost in effect. We (well, Chimp) still have some tweaking to do but it’s more or less finished. Hopefully the new WordPress layout makes it easier to read and navigate the site.

Chimp and I snuck into the blogosphere three years ago with little fanfare. Since then you readers (shout out to Ross Perot) have helped our lazy asses become a hit with our friends and others we guilt into reading the Deuce from time to time. It was hard to figure out a way to thank all of you for your continued support. Fortunately we found someone who can put exactly what we want to say into song.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the one and only Dolph Lundgren:

Singing. Drumming. Chopping. Blogging. That’s how Dolph and the Deuce roll. Expect more frequent posts as we get up to speed in the new year. We know we’ve said that before but we mean it this time. A special thanks to international action star Dolph Lundgren and good luck with the Expendables.

Steven Seagal should be ashamed of himself. Watching him fight now is like watching a fat man wax on and wax off in slow motion. They don’t bother keeping the camera on him during fight scenes any more. Dolph Lundgren would never let himself go like that. How money is he? Robbers broke into his house in Spain back in April only to flee when they realized it was Drago ‘s house. He wasn’t even there at the time. That’s why he has his own mural (pictured above) in Damascus, Syria. Where’s Seagal’s? Nowhere. Him dead and him don’t even know it.