Who knows if this is real or not, but this is being sold as Michael Vick’s notes for his public apology after his guilty plea for dogfighting. It is up on Ebay right now, and as of midnight, Wednesday morning, it is up to $1,550. Its written on the Omni hotel’s notepad and the proceeds of the sale are being used as a donation to “The Humane Society of the United States’ efforts to end dogfighting and other forms of animal cruelty by contributing to the Animal Cruelty Response and Reward Fund.”
It is amazing what you can find on Ebay. It is also amazing that Mike Vick has such impeccable penmanship. If its true, he did hit all the points on his checklist, although I don’t see the “I found God” remark. Was that a Ron Mexico ad lib?
You know you’re in trouble when McGruff is coming after you. This McGruff The Crime Dog PSA has been adapted to speak out against Michael Vick and his murderous ways. Kick him in the nuts! TITTIES!!!
Woof woof muthafuckas. It was nice knowing you, Ookie. Michael Vick’s co-defendant Tony Taylor decided to flip and accept a plea offer from prosecutors. Of course, this means he has agreed to spill everything he knows about the dog-fighting operation which will include Vick’s involvement.
Prosecutors claim Taylor, 34, found the Surry County property purchased by Vick and used it as the site of “Bad Newz Kennels,” a dogfighting enterprise. The Hampton man also allegedly helped purchase pit bulls and killed at least two dogs that fared poorly in test fights.
Ron better hope that his herp-herp keeps his fellow prisoners off that ass. Hope he’s still working out cause he’s going to need those evasive skills if he drops the soap.
Janky Spanky is having a change of heart. All dogs are puppies. He’s going to love them, hug them and never let them go.
Portis has since done his own ad hoc research on the subejct and saw people crying over two humpback whales trapped in a river near San Francisco. He said he even wondered if he was being watched on a hidden camera when a woman sitting next to him at an airport spread a blanket & put down a bowl of water for her dog
The tipping point came during a meeting with Dr. I Don’t Know’s Dawg Council over the weekend. The council consists of DMX, Justin Timberlake (Alpha Dog), Reh Dogg and Elijah Dukes.
DMX: “Uhh love my bitches but where my (censored by Jabari Asim)?”
JT: “What did you come here for? Maybe you don’t want to hit the floor. Oh, one time Joey saw Lance takin’ it on doggy style and thought it was part of Darren’s Dance Grooves. He wanted me to practice with him but I told him to fuck off cause Chris asked me first.”
Reh Dogg: “Them dogs. That’s why I must cry. I need another shower. I want the white boy to lather me while he’s filmin’ me.”
Elijah Dukes: “Yo, them dogs ain’t even bullshittin’, dawg.”
Portis later said “I don’t know if he was fighting cobras and babies or not, but it’s his property, it’s his baby. If that’s what he wants to do, do it. I think people should mind their business. I think there’s bigger issues in the world and in life than babies fighting cobras on your own property,” and then said, “Hunting is legal.”
