The Detroit Pistons have no interest in winning the next two seasons. Hopefully they have cases of French dressing on hand.
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Rasheed Wallace is known for being an ejection magnet. His ability to attract technicals and flagrants knows no bounds. He could be one of the most prolific athletes when comes to getting bounced. Botafogo’s Andre Luis might have something to say about that.
Luis was sent off after receiving a second yellow for a foul. Instead of leaving peacefully, he flipped off the crowd, kicked a bottle into the stands, rumbled with the riot police causing his teammates to get involved and was re-arrested only after the police had to use batons and pepper spray on him and his fellow players.
Nice to see the coppers have time for an interview while beating and arresting players. Cops em Brasil could be a hit. The bar has just been raised, Sheed.
Rasheed Wallace, like a few NBA players, enjoys rapping. He got caught on film entering the arena by ESPN rapping recently, but did you know that that isn’t his first rap caught on tape? Watch below, we’ve got the ESPN video, then some other YouTube video that claims to be Rasheed’s rapping on an album. Every motherfuckin’ baller wants to be a rapper and every motherfuckin’ rapper wants to be a baller. Its the same old story, G.
Webber will be getting familiar with all end products of the meatapotamus if Olympiacos of Greece has its way. The Greek team is offering Webber a two-year deal worth between $10-$12M. The deal would make him the highest paid player in Europe.
The Detroit Free Press implies that Webber is considering the deal. Soon he will know all the street meats and visit the street meat cart on high on Mt. Olympus. He’ll also be able to hit up Club Parthenon. Shaq loved that spot.
Lebron James went in to have his vision corrected with some Lasik eye surgery last week and stop the freakin presses…Lebron will now be able to scorch the opposing D with 20/15 vision now. That’s right, his eyes are now superhuman. He can see like a freakin eagle! Talk about performance enhancement, this is worse than the urban legend that Tommy John surgery actually makes your arm stronger because his eyes are now not just normal, they’re better than normal. Next maybe he’ll get some springs inserted into his legs to add another 6 inches to his vertical. Great news for Cavs fans out there, horrible news for the rest of the league.
He went to the same eye surgeon that Rip Hamilton went to, Dr. Kerry Assil of the Assil Eye Institute in Beverly Hills, California. Lebron must’ve caught one of Rip’s commercials for eye surgery while playing in the motor city one day and thought it was a solid idea.
From Detroit Free Press