This is definitely not Beat Street. That’s about 3000 miles from here. You’re in England where crap form extends off the pitch and into the kitchens and clubs.
First, we have terrible video of a plowed Wayne Rooney dancing to Michael Jackson.
David Bentley and David Dunn of Blackburn dancing to the Sugarhill Gang
Turbo vs. Ozone this ain’t. It’s so hard to decide which is worse. It’s almost as hard as trying to decide who’s better: Don Johnson or Philip Michael Thomas. It’s awesome vs. phenomenal. Everyone’s a winner. Winner winner chicken dinner indeed.