H/T to 101 Great Goals

There ain’t no party like a J-Kidd party cause a J-Kidd party don’t stop. You probably thought it couldn’t get worse than Kobe on the mic. Check the J-Kidd flow on this Jason Kidd track from 1994′s B-Ball’s Best Kept Secret featuring Money B from Digital Underground.

On second thought, Kobe’s still the worst that comes to mind but J-Kidd’s not much better. B-Ball’s Best Kept Secret has tunes that will never die. Songs such as Funk in the Trunk by J.R. Rider, Lost in the Sauce by the late Malik Sealy and Livin’ Legal and Large by The Glove.

What’s that? You want to borrow my copy? No, my brother. You got to get your own.

I’m not sure why the application of the malk mustache is so disturbing. It’s like we’ve jumped to the end of some messed up internet porn clip. Don’t front like you don’t know what I’m talkin’ bout.

Is there a donkey in the Bunker Suite?

…no one said anything about a groin check. No foul here…totally legal.

Not a Flagrant 2?

Now that’s leadership. Nice knowing you, Avery.

From Odenized