Stupid old hags. You old Chinese women have some nerve. Protesting about abuses and corruption. Don’t they know the Olympics are happening? Don’t they know all is well and there’s nothing to see in China besides the glory of the Middle Kingdom? Don’t you know your home was sacrificed for the betterment of the country? Can’t you see NBC is filming an infomercial about all the wonderful things China has to offer? Re-education through labor will make you see how your request to protest would ruin everything. Sluts.

This is an advertisement for a courier company, which took out a full page in the country’s best selling newspaper Marca…showing Spain’s Olympic Basketball team in full “slanty eye” mode. Apparently they thought no one would mind this. Anyone get the feeling that someone else might be gettin stabby while out there in China?

Via the Guardian UK

Yao Ming isn’t the only one resorting to traditional medicine in order to deal with injuries and ailments. White Sox reliever Scott Linebrink is cheating on the training room with acupuncture and Gua Sha.

“[Acupuncture] hasn’t eliminated the migraines, but it has made them more manageable and less frequent,” said Linebrink, who personally discovered the ancient Chinese remedy after his signing with the Sox.

“I’ll tell you what, it relaxes me more than a massage,” he said. “It’s a total body thing. I tell [the acupuncturist] what’s bothering me [so] he also does the back and shoulders.

Some of you may be unfamiliar with the practice of Gua Sha. It involves “[scraping] shoulder skin to take away stagnant blood and replace it with fresh blood”.

“It’s not very comfortable and … my back is black and blue,” he said. “It looks terrible. The first time I came home my wife said, ‘What in the world happened to you. It looks like you got flogged.’

… “If there’s something that can speed along the [recovery] process, I’m for it.”

Might want to be careful about that. Just ask Andy Pettite.

We recently noted that Dwyane Wade and Britney Spears are dangerously close to living parallel lives. They both seemed to be headed in a downward direction. Little did we know he was extending his business interests overseas. Things are definitely on the up and up.

Wade is going to do more than play basketball in China this summer. He’s also going to help the Chinese get their hard on. Black Sports Online found this Chinese ad for sexual enhancement pills. You might notice Wade in the corner giving his best fuck face.

Wade’s representatives say he did not give permission for his image to be used. There’s nothing to be ashamed of here. The Chinese need all the pleasure they can get after this summer’s early unpleasantness. Ramming speed! Sueper sex indeed!

Something must have been lost in translation. Most parents who name their children after famous athletes generally stick to the first name of the respective athlete unlike those assclowns who named their kid ESPN. Who knows how many little Todds or Akilis are scampering around out there?

The Chinese are taking things to another level by naming their children after sporting events. More and more Chinese babies are being named Aoyun which means Olympic Games. “Super Bowl, where’s your brother UEFA Cup? Tell World Series of Poker to get his ass in here too!” Doesn’t really work.