Don’t make this old man angry…you won’t like him when he’s angry!

Aw shucks. Bears receiver Brandon Lloyd has no problem admitting that sensitive thugs need hugs too. Apparently “they don’t love him like you do when they hug him”.

B. Lloyd is “throwing pies in hater’s faces” and spitting game at the ladies on his new single “She All Mine” which features Bobby Valentino.

Unlike other athletes-cum-rappers, B. Lloyd is all about being the sensitive playa while keeping his game tight like a virgin if you will.

“‘She All Mine’ is about a man who feels that his relationship with his lady is about more than the lovemaking.” Lloyd said in a statement. “I knew Bobby Valentino’s voice would be a perfect fit for the song and he blessed me by being willing to grace the song of an up-and-coming artist. Not everyone is willing to do that.”

R. Kelly took time out from pissing on a schoolgirl to laugh at B. Lloyd’s silly notions about love. I guess that makes him better than Musiq Soulchild who seems to think he can get the girl by going into the friend zone. Great strategery.

His album Masters of Ceremony, which is complete according to his website, will be out in February of next year. You can pick up the single on iTunes. You know George Michael loves him some B. Lloyd and probably picked the new hotness the day it was released.

I don’t know if this measures up to Dana Barros, Cedric Ceballos and Sadat X. Who knows if he ranks with Shaq, Prime Time or Tony P? He seems to think so. Wrappin’ up your dome like Osama as one does.

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It’s a new season and Lovie Smith has a new way of telling the Sex Cannon he’s not playing. Screw meetings. How about practicing the pre-game introduction and having Kyle Orton run out with the first team? It’s probably best that he get used to it now.

Watch this brilliance as Paul Hornung owns Mike Ditka at Ditka’s roast.

Hornung should have done the Lambeau Leap into the crowd or on top of Ditka after that performance.

Someone in the Chicagoland area must take one for the team and invite Jay Mariotti to Binny’s on 1132 S. Jefferson on Friday at 11:30. I’d suggest putting a few in him and enough to down a wildebeest in yourself (if you volunteer) since you’re going to spend time with him and possibly witness the greatest beatdown in Chicago history since the ’85 Super Bowl.

Ozzie Guillen will be guest bartending at Binny’s on Friday to celebrate their grand opening. He’s always wanted a piece of Mariotti. We’d suggest getting Ozzie to do a couple shots with you to loosen him up. If you play your cards right, you may even get a little play to top off the evening.

He’ll also being taking pictures and signing autographs for money which will go to charity. You get to give to charity, get drunk, see Mariotti take a beatdown and get some lovin’. Even if you can’t get that douche to Binny’s, you know someone’s going to piss off Ozzie and get dealt with like Javon Walker. “Malibu on the fucking rocks? What the fuck do I look like to you, cabron??”