Don’t be surprised when European soccer teams start getting nailed for cruising public soccer fields in ice cream trucks looking for kids. “Hi, want some candy?” This is getting ridiculous.

Chelsea recently recruited 5-year old Archie Oates from Belmont Youth FC. This beats out Manchester United’s signing of 9-year old Rhian Davis.

I’d put money on Archie. Rhian can’t even spell Ryan. Then again lack of intelligence never stopped Rio Ferdinand or Cashley Cole.