This is, perhaps, the largest foosball table ever created. From the looks of the website, it was made by some German Dutch guys, here’s what they have to say about their pride and joy:

Reclame stunt voor Amstel Bier, tijdens de finale van het Europese voetbalkampioenschap. Aan de tafel kunnen 2 complete elftallen spelen. De tafel is geheel demontabel en wordt in 6 flightcases vervoerd.

This, roughly translated, means “Please enjoy our fucking gigantic-ass table”. You actually would need to have two complete football teams to even attempt to play this sucker which was originally created for an Amstel Beer commercial during the European Championship League Finals. Good luck getting enough friends together to actually make this competitive…but with enough alcohol, i’m sure attempting to play this would be fun as hell. Someone here in the states needs to make this.

Here’s another picture so you can understand the enormity of this thing.

Wow.

From Airworks Inflatables

I’m over Chelsea’s loss in this season’s Champions League final yeah. So’s this Chelsea fan yeah.

What is penalties yeah? I’m Chelsea straight through and through like him yeah. I still love Winston Bogarde and Chris Sutton. I’ll always love them yeah. Chelsea yeah?

You won’t after reading about how Avram Grant was more nervous than his players before the Champions League finals against Manchester United.

You want to know who to support in today’s Champions League final. Go with the winner.

Zydrunas Ilgauskas who is a Manchester United fan questioned Kevin Garnett’s loyalty to Chelsea.

Ilgauskas said: “We talked about it after one of the games because I had spoken to our local paper and said KG wasn’t really a proper Chelsea fan.

“I didn’t know he was such a big fan so he was giving me a hard time.

“I guess he really is a big Chelsea fan!”

Winners stick with winners. That’s all you need to know. Now I go hide in a corner with my thoughts until 2:45.

Bring the ruckus in Moscow? That’s a beatin’.