Damn Saskatchewan wasn’t kidding about the roughriding. Just hope their GM wore one when he was getting his Mark Chmura on.

Everyone needs to chill out about Patrick Swayze. Whoopi Goldberg can still speak for him. She’ll still annoy you until the point of suicide and she still hasn’t apologized for forcing that piece of shit Eddie on America but it’s our only option. One can only hope that Jimmy didn’t fuck guys like her in prison. Two Whoopi disses in one day? You betcha!

People also need to chill in America Jr. The CFL may be the slow stepchild of the NFL but they can talk shit with the best of them albeit with less cursing. Saskatchwanians (or whatever they’re called) are worked up in an Eskimo sweat about Winnipeg Blue Bombers coach Mike Kelly calling the province “the crotch of Canada”.

“We kind of raided the toothless, green, watermelon-helmet-wearing people from the crotch of Canada,” Kelly said in response to the Blue Bombers’ raid of players from the Saskatchewan Roughriders and Edmonton Eskimos.

Kelly eventually backed up and semi-apologized for his comments. Now I’ve never been to Winnipeg or Saskatchewan (and don’t plan on it) but isn’t someone from Winnipeg calling Saskatchewan a crotch similar to someone from Camden, NJ calling Gary, IN a crotch? It’s a good thing Saskatchewan’s football team is named after a brand of condoms. No better way to protect that crotch than using some Rough Riders.

Who knew the CFL was so gangsta? The CFL is best known to us south of the border as being the home of Warren Moon and Doug Flutie for years in addition to being the place for wack touchdown celebrations. Don’t sleep on CFL fans. Don’t let anyone tell you they don’t mean business when they throw down.

A fan at a Calgary Stampeders-Saskatchewan Rough Riders game caught a struggle between a drunken fan and a police officer on tape. A fan went for what might have been an officer’s gun while he was busy subduing another fan. The cop went after the other fan and they ended up taking a dive down the stands.

Who knows if the fan was going for a gun, taser or whistle? You ask where the backup was while the cop was taking on the section by himself. They were too busy with their own battles.

Police said only one officer was called to the scene because the 35 other officers at the stadium were dealing with other incidents.

Daroux said in one of the incidents, a spectator was assaulted by another fan so badly, his head injuries were at first considered life-threatening. In another, a fan approached an officer with brass knuckles.

This kind of behavior is more suited to Oakland where marauding gangs roam the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum in spiked shoulder pads and MC Hammer parachute pants attacking people in Port-A-Pots while screaming in tongues like E-40.

Laugh at the CFL if you will. At least they have cool team names like the Rough Riders which could be a brand of condom or how some bar troll got down after you picked her up at last call on Saturday. We have the Magic, the Heat and now the Thunder. The Dolphins? Dolphins are a bunch of bitches like Smith Barney. What do they do except make annoying noises and bounce balls on their noses? No wonder the Navy uses them for bomb bait and the Japanese work them like baby seals.

You’d think playing in the CFL is enough punishment for doing something bad in a previous life or just not being very good at all. Apparently that wasn’t enough for former Argos QB Kerwin Bell.

Football to the groin! It works on so many levels.

Lenny Kravitz performed at the 95th annual Grey Cup in Toronto on Sunday and ignited many a loin by providing this ass crack for all the world to see. That guy on the right of the crack there looks like he wishes he could dive right into that ass, while some chick is awful close to reaching the crevasse. Oh, and the Saskatchewan Rough Riders beat the Winnipeg Bombers, 23-19 if anyone cared.

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