Buffalo Bills Archives
We all remember our graduation day when we tried to pull it together for our parents so they wouldn’t realize what degenerates we became in college. Maybe that’s just me but that’s neither here nor there. If you were like me and thousands of others, you were subjected to a commencement speaker who had plenty of lofty words but little practical advice. I’m sure Amartya Sen dropped some knowledge on us but I had to go back and read about inequality, poverty, development and all that stuff later that summer. The Pitt class of 2008 won’t have to worry about that.
Dan Marino will give the Pitt 2008 commencement address later this month. His speech will most certainly cover success in achieving your goals
as well as dealing with setbacks and failures.
Jim Kelly is rumored to be next year’s commencement speaker.
Nobody circles the wagons to America Jr. like the Buffalo Bills. Catch the Bills farewell tour before they permanently move away like the freedom haters they are.
A poll was conducted recently that set out to find which NFL team has the highest percentage of female fans. The surprising results were:
Strangely enough Favre or Brady weren’t enough to get either of their teams into first place. The only answer for the Steelers being on top MUST be the ultra-manly Steely McBeam. I mean they have twice the amount of female fans than the league average! Steely, you hunk of blue collar man meat, the women love you.
I really must wonder why the Bills are in the top three of the NFL? Why is anyone a fan of that team, let alone fan enough to place them in the top 3 of teams that females root for? Just doesn’t make sense. What does make sense and not at all surprising is that the Falcons didn’t make the top 10. Michael Vick’s troubles add yet another blow to the team’s fan quotient. It is awesome that the Dallas Cowboys were nowhere to be found in the top 10…my conclusion is that since most women do not root for Dallas, women are smarter than all Dallas fans…or find Jerry Jones to be just as smarmy as I do.
Oh how us Redskins fans miss Robert Royal. Seriously, we do. I don’t think we have a tight end that can catch the ball other than Cooley…besides the
scrubs young talent we brought to camp. Anyway, I was up late scouring the web for porn interesting stories to blog about and I came across Robert Royal’s myspace page. It is always interesting whenever sports celebrities players let us peek into a window of their lives on this social networking thing. If you’re too lazy to look for yourself, here’s a look into the Bills’ TE life:
- His Swagger is so right
- His Sexual nickname is “The Purple Headed Warrior of Love”
- His interests include 1) His Daughter; 2) Money; 3) Football; 4) Playstation 2; and judging from the dollar bills falling in his background, 5)Mo’ Money
- He does not read books
- He does enjoy the rap music
- He likes the ladies of allllll colors
- He likes to take pictures…like this one
I am not one to talk about anyone’s fashion sense, nor am I here to tear down a guy who is loving life without causing anyone harm but what is going on with that massive zipper from his chin to his stomach? Did he just come back from the dentist? Is it a bib built into that flashy shirt? I know the man can afford some clothes, look at that ka-ching on his wrists, but he has to let us know what is up with that shirt.