The Tangled Web He Weaves
The Onion has confirmed what I thought about Stephon Marbury all along. He is an Iago, a snake poised to strike.
The Onion has confirmed what I thought about Stephon Marbury all along. He is an Iago, a snake poised to strike.

Good thing Stevie Wonder’s blind. He’d be crushed if he could see how the Lakers and Spurs are abandoning superstition. Whatever happened to not touching the championship trophy until you win it? No respect I tell ya.
Kobe’s molesting the Larry O’Brien trophy during photo shoots like a Colorado hote….ah that’s too easy. Meanwhile Kevin Garnett and Adidas are putting out special edition Team Signature Commander shoes for the NBA Finals.
Adidas will produce only eight pairs per game of this shoe to be sold at retail (as few as 28 and as many as 58, depending on the length of the Finals). One pair autographed by KG will be auctioned off on NBA.com after the Finals, with the proceeds going to NBA Cares community partners in the Boston area.
The shoe won’t be launched until October but Garnett plans to wear a pair with the LOB trophy on the side. It seems like he’s tempting fate but humping the trophy has to be much worse. Take note, sports books.
‘‘All season long it has been about we and not me, so as we head into the NBA Finals I wanted to do something special for the Boston community. That is why we came up with this limited edition shoe,’’ Garnett said in a statement. ‘‘Since day one, the fans of Boston have made me feel like family, so to do this and be able to give back to them is a great honor.’’
Auctioning off a pair of shoes should make KG as loved as Dave Roberts in Boston win or lose. The proceeds could surely feed a small African country like Djibouti or Uranus. We’re only playing. At least he’s doing something for the community unlike ODB.

You want to know who to support in today’s Champions League final. Go with the winner.
Zydrunas Ilgauskas who is a Manchester United fan questioned Kevin Garnett’s loyalty to Chelsea.
Ilgauskas said: “We talked about it after one of the games because I had spoken to our local paper and said KG wasn’t really a proper Chelsea fan.“I didn’t know he was such a big fan so he was giving me a hard time.
“I guess he really is a big Chelsea fan!”
Winners stick with winners. That’s all you need to know. Now I go hide in a corner with my thoughts until 2:45.