Polo itself is a pretty fun game…if you have a ton of money and a freaking animal to ride on. If you dont, well it pretty much sucks. Luckily, people have changed that with advent of Bicycle Polo. Here’s the rules: You know that game polo? Well, its played on bikes now. THERE! Done! If you’re in Washington DC, where I am, you should check out the DC Bike Polo site for info on games, in NYC check it out here and if you’re elsewhere…we’ll do a google search and find it for yourselves. All of us writers for the Deuce live in those cities.
Want to see a more fleshed out explaination of this? Watch on, the New York Times did a story on it a year ago. Yea, a year ago. That is how “hip” and “with it” we are with the kids these days.
This is DZNUTS, a cream for your “junk” that was created for Tour De France cyclist Dave Zabriskie…and this ain’t no steroid stuff its all natural goodness for your goods. Here’s what Dave had to say about using proper protection when riding:
“Proper mainTAINTanance of the perineal area is essential during high level training and racing. Nothing can ruin stage race success faster than an infected saddle sore.”
That emphasis was his not ours. Just the thought of an infected saddle sore makes me whince in agony. I’m thinking Kaz Matsui could’ve used some of this before his problem became a PROBLEM or maybe not, I’ve never had the anal fissures myself, but really, could it have hurt? Protect your junk…use DZNUTS!