Batshit Crazy Archives

You’re Gonna Yellow Card Me? You Betta Recognize


There’s no question about it. Botafogo’s Andre Luis is batshit crazy. He’s obviously unstable and should be kept away from women, small children and animals. You might remember Andre from such incidents as getting arrested during a game and causing a near riot this summer. Well he’s at it again.

The Botafogo star was sent off this weekend for … Just watch.

I can respect demanding respect. Showing Andre a yellow was like spitting in his face. Like a good man I know says, “Go big or go home”. It’s red or nothing. Giving him a yellow is an insult to his manhood. Imagine the blow to his street cred. The ref might as well have called his mother a dirty road whore.

Gary Glitter is probably sitting in a Vietnamese jail saying, “Every time I take a kid, it’s a bloody outrage. What the fuck?”

Michigan Fan Is Hot For Jim Tressel


Maybe it’s the sweater vests that get it done for Michigan fan John McKay. He likes to stalk Ohio State head coach Jim Tressel wherever he goes under the guise of hating Ohio State.

”I have a history of denigrating Coach Tressel,” McKay said. ”He cheats everywhere he goes, and he’s holier than thou. And he’s yet to beat an SEC team. I’m not impressed.”

There’s no word on whether Tressel is considering a restraining order or showing McKay his version of the Dirty Horseshoe. For the record, McKay was born and raised in Georgia and went to Georgia for college.

In other Michigan news, Go Blue! has new uniforms and it’s national news. The new jerseys include a quote from Bo Schembechler, “Because I couldn’t go for three”. Oh wait, that was Woody Hayes. Never mind.

Andre Bikey’s A New School Fool

What the hell is wrong with Cameroon’s Andre Bikey? You have to see this to believe it.

Here’s a better view without sound. The foul happened in the 90th minute and now he’s ruled out of Sunday’s ACN final against Egpyt.

Oh did we forget to mention that the medic was helping an injured Cameroon player? That would be a teammate of Bikey’s. Apparently he doesn’t believe in that new medicine. He’s like school on a Saturday. No class.