Yes we can? No you can’t. Fail.
Barack Obama Archives
If it’s not Joe Biden, it’s Ocho Cinco. Huh? Oh you didn’t hear? Chad Ocho Cinco almost blew the election for Obama. How you ask? Let Mike Florio tell you.
Per a league source, Johnson had a Barack Obama banner stashed in each end zone, which he planned to retrieve and unfurl if he had scored [this past weekend against Houston].
One can only guess what the banner said. When will black on black crime stop? We’re headed for self-destruction I tells ya.
There’s been quite an stir in Manchester since the Abu Dhabi Oil Concern swooped in and bought Manchester City from everyone’s favorite human rights advocate and former non-corrupt Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra. Unlike Roman Abramovich at Chelsea, City’s owners wasted little time in addressing their fans about their plans for the club.
Fuck a five-year plan. When you’re richer than astronauts, it’s all about the one-year plan. Now that’s change you can believe in.
Shocking. More pandering to the black man. First the Rooney Rule, then Mike Tomlin and now this. Dan Rooney hearts Obama.
We’re pretty confident Andy Rooney and Lynn Swann don’t heart Obama.
Hillary’s likely to counter Rooney’s announcement by going after Dave Wannstedt’s endorsement. He knows nothing about being elite.
Fox Sports reports that Oregon State has hired Brown basketball coach Craig Robinson as their next men’s head basketball coach. Robinson is Obama’s brother-in-law. The Clinton campaign will probably come out in support of Oregon in the next couple of days.