Things have gotten so bad in the NFL even the player’s MOTHERS are committing crimes. Dallas Cowboys’ Pro Bowl TE Jason Witten’s mother, Kimberly Witten (pictured below), has been arrested for 25 counts of forgery and theft over $1,000 from the bank account of Marie McQueen on June 22. From Tricities.com:
Police say during an interview with investigators on Monday, July 2, Kimberly Witten gave a written statement admitting to the crime.
According to investigators, Kimberly Witten said she obtained McQueen’s bank account information from a statement that was mistakenly delivered to her mailbox. Kimberly Witten said she had experienced financial difficulties and began withdrawing funds from McQueen’s account.
If it wasn’t out of control already, the NFL has now officially gotten out of control. What is Goodell going to do? He can barely control the players, their wives, or their friends let alone the player’s mothers! But the real story is, why the hell is the mother of an NFL player experiencing “financial difficulties”? What the fuck has she been doing? Alternatively, why the fuck is he not helping out his mother? There must be more to why Witten hates his mom, someone find this out. Over/under of a 2 game suspension for Witten hating his mother and not being able to keep her in check?