Wait till they get a load of Argentina’s new manager.
Rosario Central President Horacio Usandizaga tells team supporters that he’ll kill the team if they get relegated.
“Central are going to get out of this situation,” he said. “We are going to move forward. We are going to kill the players, coaching staff and anyone else.”
Now that’s a leader. This should go over well with the players.
It’s interesting how my friend Don Francisco Dos (He’s a Don Francisco imitator) has nothing good to say about Argentina. They think they’re better than everyone else. They’re wannabe Europeans. In their defense, there are quite a few Nazis down there so they can claim Europe or the Sudetenland at the very least. They do try their hardest to emulate Europe whether it be the constant protesting of the French or not-so subtle anti-Semitism of the whole continent. Sometimes they anticipate trends like the Spanish commitment to racism.
The four ladies above posing with the slanty eyes are members of the Argentina women’s Olympic soccer team. The picture was used in a sports paper to accompany a preview of their first Olympic match. It was taken about a week before the infamous Spanish basketball and tennis pictures.
The Argentines haven’t gotten any beef for the pictures yet. Maybe the Spanish took most of the heat especially after their refusal to understand why the poses were so racist. Former Spanish national soccer team manager Luis Aragones heard about the pictures and called with a message for Argentina. “Tell those amarillas de mierda [yellow shits] that you are much better than them. Don’t hold back, tell them. Tell them from me. You have to believe in yourself, you’re better than those amarillas de mierda!” They lost all their games including their last one against China 2-0.
Usually Chimp handles the Constitutional and keeps it blog heavy. However I didn’t get a chance to hit everything I wanted this morning so here are some links. I promise Chimp will be back with a legit, blog-lovin’ Constitutional next week.
Barcelona/Argentina winger Lionel Messi is dating Argentina’s 2006 World Cup mascot and she could very well be a he. (Probably NSFW – The essentials are covered up but not by much)
Mmmm statutory crepe. Different area code rule goes for statutory rape and possession of kiddie porn? If you’re a diplomat, it do.
Jason Whitlock throws Sunday Night Football under the bus. Does that qualify as bus-on-bus crime? He’s right however I’m not so sure about the “interest” reason. We might dig a little deeper into this over the weekend or more likely on Monday.
Spare some change for Chris Henry?
Hopefully there are double knockouts in every fight.