Its winter time and there’s snow on the ground, which means that its time for the time honored tradition of sledding down hills in wooden or plastic sleds by people who have no business doing so…and thus sledding accidents. I’ve been searchin the interwebs (or just Break.com) for a few good ones and I couldnt decide which one i liked, so I’m sticking them all up there. To save front page space, i’m just going to stick the rest after the jump. If you are bored and need to get some joy out of the physical pain of others…well enjoy…sickos.
Olympic God and personal disaster Michael Phelps has crashed his car into another car on Thursday night. I’m beginning to wonder why, with all his money, he just doesnt get a driver in a car with heavily tinted windows (to hide the bong use of course). This is the second traffic incident Phelps has had since his Olympic medal domination, the first resulted in a DWI.
Apparently Phelps hit some chick’s Honda with his Escalade and you know who wins that battle. Phelps and passengers were unscathed, the Honda driver was taken to the hospital and released. Police are investigating, alcohol is believed to not be a factor…but its also rumored Phelps blew through a red light and hit the car.
Seriously, this guy needs to just go back to the lake he came from. Its not our fault this merman missed adolescence because he spent all of his days and nights in water! Leave us alone! Go back from whence you came! Stop causing our children to cry!
Rampage Jackson was in an automobile accident yesterday, but he decided that staying and waiting for the cops wasn’t worth his time, so he ran, in typical hit and run style. Also in typical hit and run style, the cops caught up with him and engaged him in a high speed chase. The problem Rampage had was that he wasn’t exactly driving in the worlds most inconspicuous vehicle.
Yea…not the smartest move to make a getaway with a truck that has your photo plastered on it. Ya can’t use the Shaggy defense (It wasn’t me) on that one.