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St. John’s basketball program, or what was left of it, is falling apart.  Georgia Tech’s Paul Hewitt reportedly turned down their offer and withdrew himself from consideration.  Quite honestly, St. John’s is going to have trouble filling their coaching position with any decent established coaching talent.  The fall of St. John’s basketball program is right up there for me with the fall of the Knicks.  Remember when St. John’s coach was Fran Fraschilla and the Red Storm actually won games and went to the NCAA tournament?  Unfortunately, I do. 

When I was a kid, St. John’s was my team.  They have the 7th most NCAA tournament appearances in history.  It’s just a shame only one of those appearances was this century and there is a shadow hanging over it.  There has been speculation as to why St. John’s can’t get a coach like Billy Donovan.  Those who though there was a chance of Donovan leaving Florida for St. John’s were smoking some crack.  But, let me assure you, it isn’t because players and coaches don’t want to move to New York.  It also isn’t because coaches don’t like New Yorkers.  Those who speculate such reasons have obviously never visited St. John’s University or lived in New York City.  So, allow me to break it down. 

Contrary to what many across the country believe, St. John’s is not really in New York City anymore.  Okay, technically it is.  But it’s in Jamaica, Queens.  When people think of NYC, they think of brownstones, subways, yellow taxis always available at your disposal, and a City that never sleeps.  They think this because  in Manhattan, and in certain parts of Brooklyn and Queens, there are pedestrians walking the streets at all hours, last call for booze in bars is usually 3 or 4 AM even on a Tuesday, bodegas open on every corner at any hour, and subways running 24/7.  They don’t think of Jamaica, Queens.  To City Dwellers, Queens is suburbia.  There is grass there and actual houses.  The houses even have backyards and pools.  Bars are not lining every street, cabs are impossible to find, nothing is open in the wee hours when college kids are ordering delivery, and if you have to take the subway, you are waiting for lines like the N and the R, which I like to call the Never and the Rarely. 

This wasn’t always the case.  In 1960, St. John’s relocated the main campus from Brooklyn in Bed-Stuy to Queens.  Bed Stuy has its own history, roots, culture, and is located pretty close to Manhattan so, St. John’s had no problem recruiting when it was located there.  And, when the campus was moved to Queens, there were no dorms on the new campus.  NCAA rules allow schools without dorms on campus to provide scholarship atheletes a housing stipend for their “living expenses.”  This rule didn’t allow St. John’s to pay just any housing stipend.  It allowed for a stipend to be paid based on the cost of living where the school was located.  Think about the cost of living in New York City.  If you have ever lived in New York City, or even visited it, you know an apartment the size of a shoebox goes for more than two bedroom duplexes do in most suburban areas.  One player’s housing stipend at St. John’s would probably have been enough to rent an apartment in West Virginia for each of the school’s starting  five.  Or probably like 8,000 hot dogs from street vendors.  The school could pay out the stipend without ever asking how much the athlete’s living expenses actually cost!  This means that players who were able to find housing for less than their stipend were able to pay their rent and pocket the rest to spend on whatever college kids spend their money on–booze, video games, the dollar menu, whatever.  Even more unbelievable, local players could live at home with their parents and pocket THE ENTIRE STIPEND.  So yeah, that was a HUGE draw for St. John’s to recruit local high school basketball players that were interested in living and playing basketball in New York City.  

On a campus that looks like any other suburban college filled with green lawns, trees, and buildings you know are filled with nothing but lots and lots and lots of books, St. John’s is competing with every other school in the country without the “bonus” of the stipend or the City.  So, those players now go elsewhere, and I don’t blame them.  Just take a look at all the local New York area talent going elsewhere in the Big East.  Da’Sean Butler, the starting forward for West Virginia who averages 17.5 ppg, went to high school in Newark, NJ.  James Sutherland, a freshman forward for Syracuse, went to high school in Bayside, Queens.  Corey Fisher, a junior Guard for Villanova, is from the Bronx.  These are all local players.  Local players who 20 years ago might have considered going to St. John’s.

With the stipend advantage lost, how is St. John’s supposed to lure top tier talent onto their court?  Location?  No.  Campus?  No.  Academics for those students wishing to earn a degree?  Not likely.   The culture and night life available in Queens isn’t going to do it, that’s for sure. 

The next question then becomes, without the advantage to recruit top-tier talent, how is St. John’s supposed to lure a top-tier coach?  My answer, probably the same way the Knicks are going to lure LeBron James to play for them.

Letter to the Producers

Dear sportscenter producers,

Since there has been hardly anything on ESPN for the last 3 weeks other than sports announcers, ex NCAA basketball players, analysts, and people I am convinced you guys found on the street telling me what the field will look like, how to fill out my bracket, giving me expert picks, telling me who the next Stephen Curry will be, and shouting about how awesome the Big East is and how overrated the ACC is, I am wondering why your show decided it would be an excellent idea to produce a segment twenty minutes into your show last night about HOCKEY?!?! 

No offense to hockey or its 500 fans, but I know you producers over there are aware that most people weren’t watching sportscenter last night for the latest hockey news or highlights. Now, I am not saying you shouldn’t cover hockey during the NCAA tournament.  What I am saying is that the least you can do is spend enough time on the tournament to show me the highlights from the other games going on somewhere else in the country yesterday that I couldn’t watch.  Even if people watched the tournament yesterday at work, took the day off to watch, or went for a LONG lunch yesterday, they still weren’t able to watch all the games at the same time because CBS, who also has stupid producers, thinks its a great idea to keep the game in your region running–NO MATTER WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE RESO OF THE COUNTRY.  They don’t care that the other 2 games are in double overtime or down to the last 2 minutes with the score within 6.  Viewers are lucky if those producers cut away from your region’s game for 30 seconds or to show the ending of a buzzer beater. 

So, from now on can you guys make the hockey fans wait another 15 minutes for their 5 minutes of coverage?  Thanks.  I expect this from CBS but, I fully expected better from you, sportscenter.  Then again, you guys did have the Jonas Brothers on. 

Yeah, you read that right. Serena Williams just returned from Kenya, Africa where she was opening a second school for children. The school is named The Serena Williams Secondary school. Oprah can do things like this. She’s Oprah!!! Rainbows, candy, and unicorns follow her wherever she goes.

Serena Williams is not Oprah. Her horrendous display of sportsmanship, in my opinion, should never have been glorified by awarding her female athlete of the year. Way to be a role model for all those young female athletes of the world. So, maybe this is an attempt to repair her public image?

Or maybe not. After spending a whole three days in Kenya, she posted on twitter how happy she was to be returning home. Maybe that’s because she would rather be the student. Just days before leaving for Kenya, Serena enrolled herself in school to become a nail technician! Why? Well duh! She posted on her blog on Globalgrind.com that she totally gets a mani every 4 days and a pedi every 7. Wow, that’s a lot of nail polish. She’s dedicated to completing all 240 hours of the course to become certified. 3 days at 24 hours a day=a lot less than the time she will spend on her nails.

I salute the Brooklyn hipsters on the F train who spent a decent amount of time defacing the Venus Williams ad at the Smith street station. I only wish it was Serena in the photo.  She deserves some defacing.  Then again, maybe she spent enough time ruining her own public image.